COWBOY POEM #1
By
D.L. CHANCE
“Has this church got an outhouse?”
the young cowboy asked too loudly.
The preacher stopped in mid-sermon,
But answered somewhat proudly,
“Son, we only have bathrooms here,
and you’re welcome to use one, too.
Now, the one you want is marked ‘GENTLEMEN’,
But please don’t let that stop you.”