for hit and run lovers

yes i know
you are very
busy butt
meant to
call or write
butt

was it her gut or her spanish seduction
that made you loose your nerve, man?

Well, here are the rules
for all male fools
who fondle and then fade in confusion:

a call the day after
whether good, bad sex, or laughter
is more kind and polite
than words after a fight,
fixing a drunk night,
or paying a debt to your brother;

for although you went home
to return alone,
she was neither your sib nor your mother
but a real, feeling lover
you othered

"Oh butt
what
will she think?"
...you stink when you drink
you were out of the head
now your sober

Now here are the rules Romeo, we are not fools
We demand that you use your tools kindly:
so be you a cad
or a sensitive ladd, please obey them:
If you take her to bed
then please worry your head
and the next day
do praise and thank her.