Please sit down
I have a tale to tell
About a woman
Who came from 'hell'

I ran into her at
At a coffee shop
She sat down
Next to me

First she asked for the sugar
Next it was the cream
Before I knew it
She was asking about me

I asked if I knew her
She just shook her head
Sorry to have bothered you
She politely said. ..

As I saw her go out the door
I followed her into the parking lot
I did a 360 turnaround
She was gone

I've heard it been said
When a full moon appears
Watch out for a she devil
For she is near. .. ...