Potato's life is lived devoid of care,
Devoid of any solid common sense;
(Indeed, often devoid of underwear
though often tuber bottoms grow immense).
New lengths of tuber bloomers come and go,
Reminding one of gay barrage balloons,
Gumboots are getting bigger, fe fi fo,
And tights have open backs for bigger moons.
One fairly quivers over getting dressed,
To be in such a-peeling camp attire,
Such garments put this heart under arrest
and set the inner ventricles afire.
Potato Life is frivolous, profound,
Hard-disciplined - and always underground.
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(from The Lost Book of Tuberlantis, translated from the Spudscrit by The Potato of Terror)
Explains the realizations that have given the author the views of living life fully. The life each person dreams about.
You must take a look at yourself before dreams can be reached.
Deciding what is the core of belief.
Explains the realizations that have given the author the views of living life fully. The life each person dreams about.
You must take a look at yourself before dreams can be reached.
Deciding what is the core of belief.