Never Again
~ The Potato of Terror ~ October 2004
Chorus lines of mincing marmots shimmy through my brain
Wearing feathered riding breeches teamed with shiny spats;
Dreams of dancing pandas come to torture me again
As clowns leap from my wardrobe, wearing clashing party hats.
Gallivanting grey gorillas ravish my mind's eye
Waving their capacious bottoms in each other's face;
Prancing parakeets are baking millet in a pie
As ancient aardvarks sashay by in lavender and lace.
Goose-stepping giraffes are marching in my memory's maze
The sight of waltzing wallabies is driving me insane;
Pirouetting polar bears go spinning through the haze
- And that's the last time I shall mix tequila with champagne.
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love it. Nice work
Paul (a not very well person obviously)
gave you some very creative imagery which gives me
a wide grin, so thank you,but sorry for your hangover;-)
That tequila and champagne would be an almost explosive combination I would think!!
Lisa