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Isembard Ping
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[A movement in pingosity.]


Poem Artwork

Isembard Ping
loves to shake his thing
funks out like a marrow on the wing
shimmies like a turbo macaroon,
plays his kneecaps with a wooden spoon.

Luke Walsby-Tickle
Does strange things with pickle
Some cats say he's fly and rather fickle.
Goes out dancing in a pink zoot suit
Drinks absinthe and smokes a rare cheroot.

Ignatious Bong
Wrote a strange love song
Sang it on the roof in a fur thong.
Huge crowds came to hear his serenade
Awe stuck by the vast organ he played.

Heroic names
Rare grooves and parlour games,
Ah how my lingeree bursts into flames,
At thoughts of bygone times of long before -
I'm not invited to such parties any more.

Diary of A Potato.

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 Reviews of "Isembard Ping"
Reviewed by Richard Vallance (Reader)
Reviewed on October 18, 2003

Now THAT LAST stanza, wooooooooooooooo!

You naughty PATATE GIRL!

Loverlingly!

la tomate enraged


Reviewed by Ian Thorpe
Reviewed on October 1, 2003
Isembard Ping - would he be one of the Dreckshire Pings?
Loved this me old spud, do you have a real name?
Ian

Reviewed by Gaye Dale (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2003
Had to laugh out loud at Robert Blackwell's comment! And am just glad the accompanying picture was only an upper body shot!

Reviewed by Transcendental Poet (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2003
Wonderful satirical piece...

Reviewed on September 29, 2003
oh, LORRRRD...potato terror has struck again! very clever and unique write; enjoyed! :D (((HUGS))) and love, your friend in texas, karen lynn.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
enjoyed your romp, nicely done!;-)

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
unique and well written...

Reviewed by Taylor Trenton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
very creative.
Taylor

Reviewed on September 28, 2003
Genius... This is absolutely fabulous! I love it.
~Alexandra~

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on September 28, 2003
Have mercy!


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