A Lady and Her Kissing Booth and Other Odd Yarns
A Lady and Her Kissing Booth
A local lady named Ruth,
Operates her own kissing booth;
She charges a nickel,
Or a dill pickle,
She’s most popular with the youth.
A Fellow Named Frank
There once was a fellow named Frank,
Who decided he would rob a bank;
He came into town,
Dressed up as a clown,
But then went to the bar and just drank.
A Lady Named Flo
There once was a lady named Flo,
Who knew how to take it real slow;
She had a rowboat,
And with her pet goat,
She was happy to go with the flow.
A Lady Named Kate
There once was lady named Kate,
Whom I grew to love, not to hate;
The reason being,
As you’ll soon be seeing,
She always brings me special freight.
A Gal Named Janelle
A gal from the dell named Janelle,
Is known as the belle of the dell;
She’s a little bit shy,
But I’ll tell you why,
I hope that she’ll ring my doorbell.
A Royal Lady
A royal lady came into town,
On her head she was wearing a crown;
She said she was queen,
Of the Isle of Green,
And also, of the Forest of Brown.
A Fellow Named Bob
There once was a fellow named Bob,
Who had a thingamabob;
It was magical,
And most practical,
He used it on almost any job.
A Fellow from Haney
There once was a fellow from Haney,
Who married a gal named Janie;
They soon had a child,
Who was rather wild,
In fact, she could be quite zany.
A Cat Named Holly
A cat from Toronto named Holly,
At times may seem like pure folly;
To Crystal and Dave,
But they’re both very brave,
So, they’re training their Holly by golly.
A Lady Named Faye
A local lady named Faye,
Went to buy some stuff on e-bay;
When she finally got there,
She bought a teddy bear,
But it simply will not obey.
© Régis Auffray
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Jane
A STAR FELL FROM HEAVEN NAMED LAD
WHO SOMEHOW BECAME KNOWN AS A CAD
BUT ALL HE WANTED WERE SOME KIDS
TO CALL HIS OWN AND WORE HIS LIDS
REALLY IS A CRYING SHAME...SO SAD
I LOVE YOUR LIMERICKS! THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS
I'm not much for challenges, but you might be. What if you wrote limericks about real celebrities? And then, tied the limerick to some newsworthy story about them. I know it might be a hard write, but if a celebrity approved of what you wrote, it might start a Twitter storm making you famous!
There once was a star fell from heaven named Brad…
There once was a reality star named Kim,
the queen of the clan called Kardashian;…
Ron
Rebecca
they're certainly not egregious.
So it's agreed,
if a limerick is what you need,
Then just leave it to Regis.
Enjoyed all of them.