A Rude Ontarian and Other Tales…
A Rude Ontarian
There once was a young Ontarian,
Who said her name was Marian;
Her manners were rude,
Her language was crude,
She might as well have been a barbarian.
A Fellow Named Blake
There once was a fellow named Blake,
Who was overly fond of cake;
He ate far too much,
And it became such,
When he walked his flesh would quake and shake.
A Lass Named Lola
A lovely young lass named Lola,
Is most adept with the bola;
From astride her horse,
She casts with such force,
That she’s famous from here to Angola.
A Man from Vietnam
There once was a man from Vietnam,
Who always ate jam with his ham;
When he was asked why,
He replied, “Won’t you try?
Jam with ham is all the rage in Nam.”
A “Leader” Named Harper
A would-be leader named Harper,
Portrayed to the world he was sharper;
But things got quite blurry,
He went off in a flurry,
He is now a full-time carper.
A Fellow Named Jake
There once was a fellow named Jake,
Who lived in a house on the lake;
He was seldom home,
But he had a gnome,
That kept watch with a fake snake named Drake.
A Lass from Tofino
I once met a lass from Tofino,
Who told me she was Filipino;
Since she’s a Wiccan,
And I’m no chicken,
We quickly headed for Reno.
A Fellow from Brest
There once was a fellow from Brest,
Who could never give it a rest;
He ranted and raved,
And he never shaved,
As such he was a most unwelcome guest.
A Knight from Seattle
There once was a knight from Seattle,
Who was always ready for battle;
But he had no horse,
He relied on a “force,”
Which he got from a herd of cattle.
Danielle
Ms. Danielle came into the city,
Riding a horse and singing a ditty;
I forgot to mention,
She caught the attention,
Of the mayor, Ms. Kitty McTwitty.
© Regis Auffray 🤣
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I once picked up two hitchhikers in BC,
going to their home in Thunder Bay by the sea.
They were rough and rude as could be,
Ontarians from either the bush or ships,
their tattoos, they wouldn't let me see.
Ron
Sandie
are what's in store.
When it's a Regis write,
the smiles are bright,
and we anxiously wait for more.
Enjoyed reading them.
Rebecca