A Magical Fan and other Stories
A Lady Named Ann
There once was a Lady named Ann,
Who had a magical fan;
When she turned it on,
All her woes were gone,
And she had her pick of a man.
A Fellow Named T-Bone
There once was a fellow named T-Bone,
Who sat on his daughter’s ice cream cone;
While he was all wet,
She grew quite upset,
So much so that she started to moan.
A Herder of Swine
There once was a herder of swine,
Who had a bit too much wine;
As he herded about,
He was heard to shout,
“This wine and these swine are all mine.”
A Fellow Named Drury
There once was a fellow named Drury,
Who was brought before judge and jury;
As they judged his misdeed,
Which was serious indeed,
Their verdict threw him into a fury.
A Lady Named Alana
A lady I know named Alana,
Slipped on the peel of a banana;
Now wherever we go,
Due to her bruised ego,
She wants to hide in Punta Cana.
A Gal Named Rosie
I once met a gal named Rosie,
Who proved to be amazingly nosy;
She snooped everywhere,
As she searched through my lair,
She even looked under my tea cosy.
A Farm in the Dell
There once was a farm in the dell,
But there was no farmer and no belle;
But I found a fine lass,
Chickens, pigs, and an ass,
Now the farm and we are all doing well.
A Lad Named Freddy
There once was a lad named Freddy,
Who met a lady named Hedy;
He wanted to bed her,
Desired no other,
But she was already wed to Teddy.
A Lass from the Hills
There once was a lass from the hills,
Who came into town for some thrills;
She went into an alley,
Met a seller named Sally,
That sold her some magical pills.
A Pastor Named DeVito
A pastor from a nearby borough,
Rode into town on a burro;
He came incognito,
Called himself, DeVito,
And proceeded to bed Lady Truro.
© Regis Auffray
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Ron
Fee
Rebecca
Sandie
witty stories….i
They definitely put a smile on my face!
If I had to pick one that made me giggle the most it would be
A gal named Rosie…really tickled me…
Thanks for sharing…
Diana…🌞