A Gal Named Carol and Other Stories
A Gal Named Carol
A gal from Wisconsin named Carol,
Found herself in a state of peril;
She called on Regis,
Her faithful aegis,
Who came and hid her in a barrel.
A Fairy from Derry
There once was a fairy from Derry,
This fairy from Derry was merry;
She liked to play jokes,
Enjoy a few tokes,
She often liked riding on the ferry.
A Fisherman Named Mike
There once was a fisherman named Mike,
Who was high when he caught a large pike;
The pike said, “Hello!
May I have some Jell-O?”
At which point Mike ran off down the dike.
A Lad Named Twitty
There once was a sad lad named Twitty,
Who constantly sang a blue ditty;
So, to perk him up,
His mom had him sup,
With a fine lady named Miss Kitty.
A Lady Named Anni
A lady we know as Anni,
Has abilities quite uncanny;
From driving a tractor,
To being an actor,
She is an uncanny great granny.
A Fairy Named Harry
A fairy by the name of Harry,
Had a bright and yellow canary;
They oft flew together,
In all kinds of weather,
They were merry and never wary.
A Lass Named Belle
There once was a young lass named Belle,
Who was shy but came out of her shell;
She asked me to dance,
And I jumped at the chance,
But in my excitement, I fell.
A Fellow Named Cooper
There was a fellow named Cooper,
Who thought everything was super;
But a bird overhead,
Dropped some poop on his head,
Which left him in quite a stupor.
A Fellow Named Murray
There once was a fellow named Murray,
Who met a fine lady from Surrey;
Thus, he fell in love,
And gave her a dove,
That promptly flew away in a hurry.
A Lady Named Midge
There once was a lady named Midge,
Who had a passion for her fridge;
She consumed too much food,
No matter her mood,
She’s now moved her fridge to Cambridge.
© Regis Auffray
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Stephen
Rebecca
You have a knack for making me smile, how needy we all are for your witty rhymes these days :)
fate than taking her turn in the barrel.
Ron
Sandie