A Geek Named Monique and Other Stories
A Geek Named Monique
A computer geek named Monique,
Had a demeanour most unique;
She walked with a wiggle,
That made most folks giggle,
She wore tattoos on every cheek.
A Fellow Named Leland
There once was a fellow named Leland,
Who came from the land of New Zealand;
A quiet fellow,
He was always mellow,
Though he rode on a giant eland.
A Lady Named Pam
There is a lady named Pam,
Who is an expert on spam;
With her special software,
And Supergirl underwear,
Pam can clean every scam from your RAM.
A Lad from Bel Air
There once was a lad from Bel Air,
Who thought he had a special flair;
In actual fact,
It was just an act,
He walked like a lumbering bear.
A Local Honey
I once met a local honey,
Who took me for all of my money;
But I did not mind,
She was one of a kind,
And besides my money was funny.
A Gal Named Foster
A local gal I know named Foster,
Aspires to be on the roster;
What roster might that be?
Well, if you’re asking me,
Then you have already lost her.
A Lady Named Rose
I once met a lady named Rose,
Who was nude from her nose to her toes;
So, I took her downtown,
And bought her a gown,
Even though she despises clothes.
A Lady from France
There once was a wild lady from France,
Who was constantly taking a chance;
She lived on the edge,
Until she met Reg,
Who tamed her by teaching her how to dance.
A Dove from Above
There once was a dove from above,
It came down to share its great love;
But Earthians do not share,
They do not really care,
They ignored the dove and her love.
A Man from Moscow
There once was a man from Moscow,
Who came into town with a cow;
The cow was of an ilk,
That did not give milk,
It simply had never learned how.
© Regis Auffray
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Pretty sure I met that Local Honey in Bangkok, Regis.
This is a badly needed skill to offset all the gloom in the world.
What a way to lift one's spirit!
Thank you for using your gifts and skill to thrill your Den Family!
Love & Hugs & Blessings,
Rhonda
I can see the fun loving side of you here, keep entertaining u
with more, I am really enjoying them, take care, light and love Vie