A Cop Named Corrie and Other Stories

A Cop Named Corrie

There once was a cop named Corrie,

Who was on the trail of her quarry;

A leader of felons,

Abuser of melons,

Corrie would ensure he’d be sorry.

A Lady Named Segal

There was a lady named Segal,

Who did many things illegal;

She worked for the mob,

She did many a job,

I found out with the help of my beagle.

A Lass Named Kelly

There once was a lass named Kelly,

Who invented a special jelly;

It was meant to be spread,

On a slice of bread,

It was tasty although quite smelly.

A Gal from the West

I once met a gal from the west,

She was classy and always well-dressed;

One time on a date,

She became irate,

Then expressed her need to be caressed.

A Gal Named Laurie

There once was a gal named Laurie,

Who met a fellow named Maury;

It was love at first sight,

And by morning light,

Both had eloped in a dory.

A Lass Named Nellie

I once met an ill lass named Nellie,

Who hailed me from down in the valley;

I ran down the slope,

I was filled with hope,

That Nellie from the valley would rally.

A Stubborn Mule

One time during the season of Yule,

I was given the gift of a mule;

I gave her a nudge,

But she would not budge,

Stubbornly she started to mewl.

Little Red Riding Hood

When I met Little Red Riding Hood,

She called out as I walked through the wood;

I went over to see,

And she whispered to me,

“I’d like you to kiss me if you would.”

A Lady Named Grace

I once met a lady named Grace,

She was dressed in satin and lace;

She was truly radiant,

The perfect ingredient,

For my heart to quicken its pace.

A Gal from Helsinki­

I once met a gal from Helsinki,

Who told me her name was Ms. Pinkie;

She was loads of fun,

She’d once been a nun,

Moreover, she was a bit kinky.

© Regis Auffray