The alarm goes off when it makes a noise and

I sit-up or sit-down, what’s the difference? Same result.

Put on only one bra but a pair of panties?
I stuff my suit in a garment bag and all my garments in a suitcase.

Then I cook a bacon for breakfast… tonight I’ll bake a cookie for dessert.

The car’s parked in a driveway, but I drive it on the parkway,
to the building which is already built.

Inside I stop to take a dump but leave a turd.

I’ve got my Masters and my Doctorate but in my office I will ever only get to Practice —

on this vegetable that has likely fallen into a coma,

does that make it a person?