All the beautiful young boys
always hanging around you
all the beautiful young boys
always wanting to touch you
beautiful and strong
dancing all night long
I don't stand a chance
with all those beautiful young boys around
not a second glance
why should you give me
a second glance
I can't play the guitar
I can't take you far
no money and no star
I'm only on the wire
but still I feel the fire
that burns in beautiful boys
there was once a time
when I and my kind
had the world on a string
sitting on a rainbow
having the time of our lives
but they all married young
had children with their wives
and climbing up the rungs
had houses cars and kitchen knives
but that's the way it goes
I suppose
still all the beautiful boys
a new crop every year
a new tear in every face
you too can be replaced
grab pleasure while you can
and play your games with toys
and try not to be envious
of all the beautiful boys
This one would ring true for about 90% of the male population. But there is one saving grace. As I observed homosexual couples, especially on TV, all of the beautiful male guys seem to be gay except, maybe, on the Bachelorette. On the other hand, all the beautiful girls sometimes turned out lesbians and might not even give you the time of day.
Ron