Beat me at scrabble I won’t complain,

insult those friends I entertain,

ignore me when I writhe in pain,

but just remember, when you do,

what I do next, is all on you.

I won’t be hurt when you don’t care

to notice how I changed my hair

and then give me that stupid stare,

but just remember, when you do,

what I do next, is all on you.

You can snore in bed each night

yet bitch about my reading light

hog my covers to wrap up tight,

but just remember, when you do,

what I do next, is all on you.

Forget the name of our first song,

don’t hang your clothes where they belong,

blame me, when you do things all wrong.

but just remember, when you do,

what I do next, is all on you.