Music Fun

*Paging Dr. Bon Jovi* *Paging Dr. Bon Jovi, we have a Def Leppard here and we need your assistance stat*

He was bitten by a Whitesnake while making love to a Vixen

They were in a Little Red Corvette

And I smell a Ratt because I believe Prince wanted her all to himself

All Madonna wanted though was the love of a man, Like a Virgin in a Material World she longed for her Romeo

While Cyndi Lauper just wanted to have fun and so she would hang out with “Captain Lou”

Mick Jagger and David Bowie went Dancing in the Street

While Bruce Springsteen was busy Dancing in the Dark

And Lionel Richie was Dancing on the Ceiling

And can you believe that Boy George would Tumble For You

But Meatloaf would Do Anything For Love, but he Won’t Do That?

I’d rather hang with Cheap Trick, but they’d get the Dream Police after me

At least the Beatles want to Hold My Hand

And Michael Jackson will take me to see a Thriller

Heart sings of a Dog and a Butterfly

While Janet Jackson has a Black Cat

Right Said Fred, well they are Too Sexy for their pussy cat

And Men at Work live in a land Down Under

George Michael wants Your Sex

And Motley Crue sings of Girls, Girls, Girls

You can tell Fleetwood Mac Little Lies

But watch out because Janie’s Got a Gun

And like Starship sings, Love Rusts

Journey encourages us to Send Her my Love

But Poison points out that Every Rose Has its Thorn

And Rick Springfield wants Jessie’s Girl

Roxette is always Fading Like a Flower when Mickey walks by

Kiss wants to Rock and Roll All Night, but Christine is only Sixteen and so she isn’t old enough to Dance the Night Away

Bob Seger is ready to Turn the Page on 2016

But he still prefers that Old Time Rock and Roll

Hall and Oates are Out of Touch with the new times

And as Huey Lewis and the News would tell you, It’s Hip to be Square

The Eagles will hook you up with a stay at the Hotel California

Just don’t plan on seeing the light of day again

So you might as well do as Steve Winwood says and Roll With It

Billy Joel is looking for an Uptown Girl

While Elton John is doing the Crocodile Rock

And Ready For the World is singing Oh Shelia

Sheena Easton wants you to come into her Sugar Walls

But Patrick Swayze will warn you that She’s Like the Wind

ABC also warn about the shooting of a Poison Arrow through ones heart

Could love only be a game?

Like Games People Play?

Wouldn’t it be more fun to go running with the Shadows of the Night?

Or Perhaps like Aldo Nova sings, it’s just a Fantasy

Who really knows about this Crazy Little Thing Called Love?

Don Johnson sings about looking for a Heartbeat

John Lennon loves his Woman

And Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson Say, Say, Say

While Modern English will Stop the World and Melt With You

Bad English sing about When I See You Smile

Wings are the Band on the Run

While Billy Squire sings Rock Me Tonite

Big Country sings about being in a Big Country while Dream Academy sings about Life in a Northern Town

And did you know that Video Killed the Radio Star? 

The audacity of sorts!

Weird Al is Like a Surgeon who would rather Eat it in an Amish Paradise and be White and Nerdy at the same time

Shelia E. enjoys living the Glamorous Life

While Aretha Franklin rides on the Freeway of Love

And you know that Ac/Dc enjoy their ride on the Highway to Hell

Black Sabbath created a Paranoid Iron Man from scratch and now he is causing Rapture

But it’s okay because Loverboy are Working for the Weekend and they’re Lovin’ Every Minute of It and formulating a plan to take down the monster

Toto are hiding out in Africa

While Boston are looking for Peace of Mind as they Cool the Engines

Chicago are enjoying a Saturday in the Park

Whilst Asia are in the Heat of the Moment

And Kansas says we are all Dust in the Wind

And Lynyrd Skynyrd are begging Gimmie Three Steps because they pissed off Run D.M.C. by getting Fresh with some girls in Run’s House

Billie Jean is Running On Empty with her accusations

And Stevie Ray Vaughn is in love with his Pride and Joy

So the J. Geils Band better stick with their Centerfold or their Freeze Frame won’t turn out so well

Anyone remember Rick James, bitch? 

His Super Freak was Mary Jane and you know Tom Petty wasn’t happy about that knowing that he had his Last Dance with Mary Jane

Puff the Magic Dragon had Bob Dylan singing Everybody Must Get Stoned

And the Rolling Stones complied by letting Angie hook them up with some Brown Sugar

In the middle of all of this Taylor Dayne wanted her man to Tell it to My Heart

And Pat Benatar was All Fired up and making Promises in the Dark

C.C.R. sang about Suzie Q. while they were Down on the Corner

Stacey Q. sang about the Two of Hearts

And Red Sovine spoke of the Deck of Cards

Come On Eileen makes my ears bleed

While Layla makes me hot

Rhiannon must be beautiful

And if Georgia Satellites Keep Your Hands to Yourself is any indication

Rod Stewart’s Hot Legs will keep him Forever Young

Bad Company are Ready For Love, they Can’t Get Enough

But, Time After Time you have to go Against All Odds head on to win the fight

And getting hit with 18 and Life will get you nowhere fast

Now if we hop in one of Gary Neuman’s Cars and Drive off perhaps the Cars will say, “Let the Good Times Roll” and then we won’t have to Lead a Double Life anymore

How about we just watch the 99 Luft Balloons go by and enjoy life a little

Or is Running With the Devil and releasing your inner Devil Inside more appealing to you instead?

As I come to a close I hope that the Karma Chameleon bites ass this coming year and that Ant Music drives a wedge into every music hater’s soul

As music is life and Pop Goes the World when we are silenced due to too much shit playing on the radio

Besides, what the hell is a radio, right? 

WRONG! 

I propose bringing back records and cassette tapes

I want my Duran Duran and Styx to sound old and crisp

Don’t you?

By, Tiffany Simar

12/28/16

*Thank you to Ronald Hull for adding the line:

"And Lionel Richie was Dancing on the Celing*  Awesome add!