The aardvark is dark while standing in the park by a lark half eaten by a shark who with a spark decided Clark was a mark worth selecting. He was smart, but had to fart and so he chose to dart where the faint of heart could not hear as a part of him blew his ass end flew so swiftly above his ear, such a stinker, an over thinker he drove a clinker and bought his son a red BB gun as awarding manhood was his best one liner. And then there's Farkey, good ole Sparky who lives in a van down by the river, he smokes pot and thinks Patrick Swayze is hot, this guy is a real humdinger. The zinger is a slinger and a real pinger ponger donger, what a womper of a stomper, he's a hell of a guy. Yep you're a great f***ing guy at the plant with such a stance that makes the young girls swoon got an elder whose eyes wonder, she sees you dancing on the moon. A sexy fella dated Stella and then he picked up Kate at eight, they had dinner and then at the park he was a winner as they hit it off on a dangling swing. Now here's the ending backwards bending diving off a plank for life, use your umbrella to break your falla cuz I wouldn't want your sexy ass to die. Give me some air now as I'm bare now naked and out of breath from all of these rhymes I've been slinging you've been singin and I can't wait to go for another ride. We'll blast Who Made Who and some Nirvana or if you're a baller we'll hit up some 50 Cent or if we can't afford him we will settle up for some Eminem. Get on your toboggan and let's go floggan whatever the hell that is and we'll be pulling zingers with our naughty fingers and oh she's being a dirty birdie again. Better close this before the most of us in the sane route get pissed by what I spit, the taste is bitter, but could be delightful if you thought you could handle it. Look now it's longer without Viagra it just grew into a masterpiece and yes that's touching give your hand a rest it's buggin and you know that's why they call you a handsome beast. I'm turnin in now it's past my bedtime and I really need the sleep. Love you all, you sexy sexy cool and awesome peeps!
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