Happy Valentine’s Day V

Another Vacuous Vacuole day alone

I feel like my heart is a Vagabond who cast its vote for love and wound up seeking Vengeance instead

The rules have never been Variable

I have Vade Mecum this heavy heart as it vacillate like a Volt ready to go out

Yes, this day has always been Versus Me and I have no Verb in which to speak of happiness at this time

So let me Vide you to a holiday that has Vector

And, no, it is not that holiday with Virginia, it doesn’t involve a Veteran, you do not need to get a Vaccination for if you did its Vaccine would be a sweet one

Its only Vice is being Vaporing of junk food, costumes, and tricks-or-treats

Yes, Halloween is my big day

It may cause Valvular if you eat too much candy and do not exercise, but I would gladly list it on my Vanity Plate

If I could Vaporize all of the other holidays except for a few and have Halloween as the number one that would be Vasty

But, alas, we are talking about Vacationer Vacationist day and so I suppose that I need to speak more so of it

I would love nothing more than to receive a Vase of Statice, with rainbow colored roses, and baby’s breath on this special day

But it is extremely Vague that this will happen

Perhaps I should step out in Vain and purchase flowers for myself instead

But who am I?

I would have better luck getting Vaginitis due to Vagrancy and being unkempt instead

The thing is, I am of Val

I have simply fallen into a deep Vale like a Valance that has worn out over the years and does not know how to write her Valediction to the past heartaches

I will never be a Valedictorian in this love game

I would simply be bidding Valedictory to those lovers in my dreams

I can picture it now…

Sitting alone wearing nothing but my Valenciennces and slowly drowning in my tears whilst smoking my last cigarette and writing something like this:

Dearest Valet,

    You showed your Valor the first day we met due to your Valiant to not only park my car, but to take my Valise to my room.  Our Valence charged night of sex and your Vast manhood was like Vandalism to my Valuation and you chose to Valuate it magnificently.  Sadly, though our Variance would be our end and I can see you no more.

     With deepest regrets,

Dearest Vaporous Varietal,

     You Varied every night depending on how much I needed you.  Your willingness to Vary for my needs made me have much Venerate for you.  Why did you have to take Valetudinarian right before I left?  I miss you and worry for you.

     With much faith in your recovery,

Dearest Valorization man,

      Did your heart experience a Vapor lock when I walked into your life?  I am sure you were shocked to see me again. I could not stay away from your Veritable Venom, it sucked me back in.  I must leave you again though because your Vengeful attitude scares me.  Are you even Venial?

     So sorry,

So here I am

A Venire Facias would be more entertaining today

It has been almost seven years for me being alone

And this Venus is one lonely Venusian

I feel Voiceless and in need of a Voiceover when I am around any guy whom I find attractive

I miss the Volcanic explosion that my Vaulted back would bring when my lover and I were making love

But this is not what you came here for, was it? 

You came here for V words such as…

Vascular Vascular Plants

Vegetative Vegetation Vegetate

And Vasoconstriction Vasoconstrictor Vassal Vat

I think that the Vatic Vatican would prefer a Vault for his Valuables

And please keep all Vector resembling beings away from me

Perhaps the Veep practices Vedanta, but I doubt it

And does your Vein pop up whenever you are angry?

Would you Vend off your Venereal Disease if you could to gain a dollar?

I like to Vent in my writings sometimes, but not the discharging type of Vent or the garment type of Vent

My Ventral area may be slightly big, but will never be as big as my Ventrical and my Voice Print

So let us end this piece with our Voice Box rejoicing of this manufactured holiday

May you receive a sweet Voicemail and may your lover come to you dressed in Vogue

Do not forget to Vocalize your feelings like a Vocalist to the one you love

As I sit here counting down the days to Halloween

My Volition will be a Volley shared and a Volcano tirelessly waiting to erupt in all of its awesomeness again!

By, Tiffany Simar

2/11-12-13/18