Why do we never get what we are looking for?

Strange Search Results

I often try to Google this
And always end up getting that
I search for X only to find Y
Oh why has my search gone awry?

I try to use a Boolean phrase
I try to eliminate mistakes
But still the results are so distant
I must have use the wrong word this instance

On Yahoo and also MSN
It’s not just a Google thing
I swear that every search I do
Will always find a porn site or two

I’m sick of this stupid Internet thing!
It’s all just a waste of my time.
Next time I search I’ll know where to look
I think I’ll find it in a book!