Silly little muffin man always eating muffins as fast as you can.
All that huffing and a puffin will only get you so far, you quick little man.
You must take your time and savor each precious moment for good muffins are hard to come by.
There is nothing like a hot buttered muffin soaked with nature’s honey to bring a rise to your morning sky.
All those little nooks and crannies exploding, awaiting exploration is wondrous to your eyes.  
Straight out of the oven, steaming moist and hot, go ahead and try one you won’t get caught.
I see your eyes goggled out of your head as if this is the first muffin you ever saw.
Baked to perfection, nature’s aromas swim around your mind.
With good muffins you need to be gentle and kind and close off other thoughts as if your brain is blind.
Little nibbles, and don’t forget to catch that melted butter on your tongue are the best things you can try.
For if someone tells you they don’t like muffins, it just has to be a lie.
Enjoy each bite and don’t miss a crumb for when it is all gone great things will come.
So the next time you get down with a muffin, don’t finish it in one bite.
For if you do, I will run as FAST AS I CAN to take care of that muffin all night.

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