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Yiddish With Dick and Jane
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See Dick see Jane. See Dick say to Jane:

 

"I'm schvitzing

because of tsuris.

I'm farmisht--

felling shpilkes.

Oy Gvalt!

I think

there is something

else

I missed.

 

Key:

Schvitz (SCHVITZ)- to sweat

Tsuris: (Tsoor-is)-- troubles

Farmisht ( FAR-misht)-- confused

Oy,gevalt ( OY-geh-vult)--"oh, no!"

Shpilkes (SHPILKISS-kiss)-- pins and needles.

 
 

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 Reviews of "Yiddish With Dick and Jane"
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on April 6, 2005
clever clever clever!!!! I used to work with a whole office of ladies who spoke Yiddish regularly. One of the most descriptive languages around...Great job! Michelle

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 16, 2005
Very unique and different but I like different it adds spice.


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