Today
was the first day
of the rest
of our lives.

And we're pissing it
away in front of
a screen
making clicking noises
to match squiggles
to create words so
that others may better
reach us with

My dear.

But wouldn't you rather
have a cookie?

Or sit on a long couch and
dream of being a cowboy
while Clint kills
some more
Italians?

Well it isn't Must See TV
Nor is it a trip through
the Bahamas - a cameraman
holding your balls while you cook
a rat for a million bucks.

So that's probably something.