Here is a collection of limericks that I've written on December 20, 2012... My first attempt at writing limericks...

Guy named Fin

There once was a guy named Fin
Who loved to play poker and win
He won lots of money
Spent it all on his honey
Instead of hiding out in the bin

Limerick King

There's a limerick king on the run
He is wanted to bring us some fun
He has lots to say
It will make our day
His words shine on us like the sun

Some Guys Have One Agenda

Some guys only have one agenda
Make girls hard to resist and surrender
They employ their tricks
Just to get their chicks
And then run everyone through the blender

Lady Named Deb

I once knew a lady named Deb
She spun me around in her web
She got was she wanted
And then left me haunted
As she sped away in her cab

A Guy At A Bar

I once took a guy to a bar
He wanted to get in my jar
I told him “no way”
Not now, not today
So he ran away very far

Fell In Love With A Brit

I once fell in love with a Brit
He told me that him and I fit
But then he decided
The things I confided
Were not gonna be a big hit

GK’s Lips

GK’s lips neared mine for a kiss
Quickly I moved away so he’d miss
It was awkward for me
Oh why couldn’t he see
That I wanted to hide in the trees