A line cook at Waffle House recounts his encounters with the colorful locale and shares shocking stories from customers and co-workers landing him jobless when the corporate office gets wind of it but on top of sales charts across the nation in the publishing community.
As a research project, Jay begins a journey into the exciting world of the Waffle House line cook. He vows to stay happy and positive in the bleak atmosphere and records the experiences that bombard him as he perseveres through all the calamity. The humor is side splitting and the gossip is comparable to As the world turns; A soap opera. A must read! Delve into the story of the line cook who got fired over writing this book!
Excerpt
Sarcasm has the high seat when it comes to life’s highlights. I use to say God took a back seat to sarcasm ages ago but how can that even be said without a little bit of sarcastic twang dripping from the end of the sentence?
Way down here, under the big yellow sign, we have seen all types of comings and goings. Everyone moving, quickly back and forth from there where to’s and their gota get done’s. Being in the middle of such riddle I suppose is what sets us apart. Location, location, location the saying goes, and where better to be but right smack in the middle of where ever it is you've been and where it is you’re going.
Irony is a word used in the English language to describe something that explains it’s opposite, but at Waffle House there’s no room for irony here! Only good old fashioned, pure, straight down to the bone sarcasm is accepted here, and don’t y’all Forget it!
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
