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Diary of a Crazy Bastard
By Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse   
Rated "PG" by the Author.
Last edited: Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Posted: Thursday, May 27, 2010

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and versing
with efforts to hit it n'beat it:
"Diary of a Crazy Bastard"



Diary of a Crazy Bastard


What woke those attic spiders

Crawling in cob webs corner

The dastsards meandering in fantasy

Wack jobs over the internet

Satisfy satisfy satisfy

Why oh why must we dignify

They tossed lifeless bodies

From the family tree

His secrets live with roots

Growing around her bones

Militant insiders know the ropes

& those loop holes to deceptions vault

But in his diary you can read

Just what a crazy bastard he is

There are no such things as god’s gift

But ego inflates all the same

Riding high on fantasy horses

With those dragon wing fetishes

He actually is afraid to admit

The percundicular preferences for

His true identity…cooping poses

Oh those poses…bend over for more

And offering those beautiful roses

What a shame to mess with spiders

The webs they weave are so fine tuned


(Written: May 27th, 2010 131 p/m)

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Reviewed by Joyce White 6/22/2010
Great...what a talent you have. I love your website. Who doews it?

Love, Joyce
Reviewed by Jon Willey 5/31/2010
Vickie, I like this "Crazy Bastard". This new free expression gig you performed quite well. An analogy? Of course! May peace and love be always with you my dear friend. Jon Michael
Reviewed by David cox 5/28/2010
excelent ou sounded like you realy enjoyed that.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos 5/28/2010
Who are you calling me crazy? (LOL)


Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 5/27/2010
Complex write and interesting. Crazy bastard. Enjoyed. Liz
Reviewed by Felix Perry 5/27/2010
Like this new free writing you have produced with so much wisdom and things to think about contained within the non - perimeters of your verses and word pictures.

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