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Diary of a Crazy Bastard
by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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and now...free versing
with efforts to hit it n'beat it:
"Diary of a Crazy Bastard"

Diary of a Crazy Bastard

What woke those attic spiders

Crawling in cob webs corner

The dastsards meandering in fantasy

Wack jobs over the internet

Satisfy satisfy satisfy

Why oh why must we dignify

They tossed lifeless bodies

From the family tree

His secrets live with roots

Growing around her bones

Militant insiders know the ropes

& those loop holes to deceptions vault

But in his diary you can read

Just what a crazy bastard he is

There are no such things as god’s gift

But ego inflates all the same

Riding high on fantasy horses

With those dragon wing fetishes

He actually is afraid to admit

The percundicular preferences for

His true identity…cooping poses

Oh those poses…bend over for more

And offering those beautiful roses

What a shame to mess with spiders

The webs they weave are so fine tuned

(Written: May 27^th, 2010 131 p/m)

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Reviewed by Joyce White

Reviewed on June 22, 2010

Great...what a talent you have. I love your website. Who doews it?

Love, Joyce

Reviewed by Jon Willey

Reviewed on May 31, 2010

Vickie, I like this "Crazy Bastard". This new free expression gig you performed quite well. An analogy? Of course! May peace and love be always with you my dear friend. Jon Michael

Reviewed by David cox (Reader)

Reviewed on May 28, 2010

excelent ou sounded like you realy enjoyed that.

Dave

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 28, 2010

Who are you calling me crazy? (LOL)

Georg

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price

Reviewed on May 27, 2010

Complex write and interesting. Crazy bastard. Enjoyed. Liz

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on May 27, 2010

Like this new free writing you have produced with so much wisdom and things to think about contained within the non - perimeters of your verses and word pictures.
fee

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