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25 Most Recent Humor Short Stories

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No Flowers by Courtney Vail
a tale of neighborhood mayhem..
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No Hickeys!! by Mark Lichterman
Let me get this straight. What you’re telling me is that unless I let you touch my boobies you’re going to just fall apart, and that you’ll be laying here…” laughing so hard she could barely get the words out, “flopping around in little pieces?” ..
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No Peace On Earth For Mom by Lisa Barker
(Parenting/Humor) ..
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No Pig in this Pot by Richard Kallao
original..
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No problem! by Stef Smulders
House visiting adventure with an Italian real estate man. Arghhh!..
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Nosferatu Who? by Eugene Williams
Except from Uncommon Notions, Short humors story about a man in Kansas that believes his wife is a Vampire for no other reason then she puts crackers in her meat loaf. ..
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NOT FOR SALE by Micki Peluso
True story of a most humiliating day--wasn't me , by the way. :)..
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Not Guilty by Norman Firth
Being on a jury is serious business unless You find that laughter is good medicine...
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Not on Blueberry Hill by Richard Kallao
orignal idea and story. Another insomenia story sorry. Up late again sorry readers...
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Read excerpt from Not So Hot Not So Hot by Mary Lou Connolly
A woman regains her figure and loses more than weight in the process..
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Not the Corner!! - by: Linda Law by Linda Law
Madison is two. Today was Trouble! ..
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Not Your Everyday Stray. ...': Catzilla's Story. by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A mountain lion visits an unsuspecting family...
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Nothing to Worry About, by Owen Thomas by Owen Thomas
As the snow falls with no end in sight, one boy looks for reason for optimism in the modern world...
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Novel With No Name: Chapter 1 by madeline andrews
So, I've started a new novel. This is the first chapter. ..
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Now a Commercial Time Out by Richard Kallao
original..
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Now a Commercial Time Out by Richard Kallao
ORIGINAL dont ask me why I just wrote this me neither :)..
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now that really takes the cake! by Katie Gabrielle
a writing exercise about a weird party using the words chimp, chunk, champ, submersible, jungle, carnival, champagne, tarzan, party..
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Nude, Night, Naughty 4 by Mark Lichterman
Packing a “Subway” of a foot-long for him and a half foot-long for her, along with an ice packed “Igloo” containing four bottles of Corona along with an unpopped bottle of Pinot Gricio... "Naughty 4" can be found following "Naughty 3" ______________________________________..
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Nude-Night-Naughty 11&12 by Mark Lichterman
She well into her third glass of wine; he sucking on the last of his third bottle of beer, the two sat playing a game of Scrabble – Shannon won – until the last vestige of that evening’s spectacular sunset disappeared behind the Santa Monica mountains to the west. Nude part 12 follows Nude ..
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Nude-Night-Naughty 13 by Mark Lichterman
The patrol officer hearing ‘suspect groaning’ aimed his, six battery, light at the black silhouette and pushed the button, as… ….Coming within feet of the boat, hearing…? Groaning? Hearing groaning, he aimed the patrol boat’s spotlight, as… Nude-Night-Naughty 13 follows Nude-Night..
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Nude-Night-Naughty 2 by Mark Lichterman
Approximately one year later, as James Berkowitz worked in Kenny Roger’s publicity department, and as the entire Kenny Rogers troupe was moving from Los Angeles to Tennessee... ..
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Nude-Night-Naughty 3 by Mark Lichterman
His business nose-dived to such of an extent that Marsha and Mitchell were forced to put their home on the market in order to save it from foreclosure. Naughty Three follows Naughty Two. Jeeze, who wouldn't know that! ..
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Nude-Night-Naughty 5 by Mark Lichterman
So, for the next twenty-six years the neighbors were, well, neighborly. They would say, “hello,” or “good morning,” or… well you get the idea. "Naughty 5" can be found following "Naughty 4" ..
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Nude-Night-Naughty 6 by Mark Lichterman
Fully, in full view—never knowing if it had been done accidentally or on purpose— Shannon’s light weight summer blouse gapping open… Nude 6 follows Nude 5..
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Nude-Night-Naughty 7 by Mark Lichterman
Now I know that most reading this will think of Mitchell Lipensky as a bit of a shallow person when the mere sight of two creamy white, sparsely freckled, long dangling breasts would turn the mind... Naughty 7 follows Naughty 6..
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Nude-Night-Naughty 8 by Mark Lichterman
‘Paunch’? Yeah, in his dreams! Mitchell saw the body of a seventy-three year old man with a bulging stomach, his own set of hanging boobies, a major set of ‘love-handles’ and... Naughty 8 follows Naughty 7..
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Nude-Night-Naughty 9 by Mark Lichterman
When younger… When one is not a Senior Citizen and the other not a ‘Geezer’ things came kind of naturally: A kiss, another kiss, a touch, another touch. He fondling ‘those’ and, eventually, she fondling ‘that’. Clothing then would be shed and kissing went from lips to neck to breasts, to… N..
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Nude-Night-Naughty1 by Mark Lichterman
One might ask: “How? Or more precisely, "why" would a seventy-three year old man and a sixty-three year old woman get banned from Westlake Lake?” ..
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Nude-Night-Naughty10&11 by Mark Lichterman
Leaving their immediate area, if no one in sight, the two would walk side by side, hand in hand. In this neighborhood, some people seeing the loving couple night after night thought them actually married. Naughty 11 follows Naughty 10..
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Nude-Night-Naughty9&10 by Mark Lichterman
Hands held, the geezer led the old lady into his room for the first time. Sitting on the foot of the queen-size bed, both Shannon and Mitchell at a complete loss as to what to do; at a complete loss as to how to start... ..
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O Martini by Leopoldo Barge Álvarez
The woman seated dressed in black, with long hat and veil black too has killed her husband and the handsome man passing his thumb along his lips is in winter...
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O2 To Go by Walt Hardester
Another Hospital Story..
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Ocean Vanity by Jo Janoski
The following story is written to go with the painting, "Narcissistic Bathers" by Jack Vettriano. ..
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OCS -- The @#&%$# Culture by Henry Lefevre
OCS wasn't a snap!..
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Read excerpt from Odd Job Odd Job by Darrell Bain
How Christianity REALLY got started...
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Ode to Mrs Runnels by Jim Stewart
A lesson in the life of a third grader...
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Odyssey of a Southpaw by David Schwinghammer
Sad sack left-hander gets his first chance to pitch in a play-off game. ..
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Office Policy by Angela Rhodes
Based only loosely, of course...
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Oh for the life of a cowboy by Randy Stensaas
The miss adventure of a young cowboy and the old brown horse he is trying to break..
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Oh Lord, What Did I Ever Do? by Bonnie May
I wanted to categorize this has horror, wouldn't let me chose both...
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Oh Pig Of Mine by D. Kelly
Even assassins have feelings...
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Oh, Waiter by Morgan McFinn
Fictionalized tropical island restaurant...
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Oh, Why?? Why Did I Make A Fool Out Of Myself?? by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A young boy is humiliated: he tried to sing a solo at church and tanked. I sang O Holy Night last night during our choir's Christmas party, and I didn't do too bad, but I sang too soft and sang in the wrong octave. WHOOPSIE! LOL..
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View Photo of Old Dogs Read excerpt from Old Dogs Old Dogs by Duane Pesice
OLD DOGS I>Dedicated to the late Joe Burke/I> Henry took his customary seat at the pub with his usual gravity, facing the scene outside the window with some concern. For months now the signs had been up advertising the new venture, but Henry had chosen to willfully ..
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Old Woman's Advice On Love by Rose Loya
Me someday as an old woman ;)..
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Ole Sinner by Cheryl Sellers
this is written with the memory of respect and remembered in humor..
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On Being a New Year's Baby by William Brotherton
It's not always roses when you're the first baby born for the year!..
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On Drinking And Barrooms by D. Kelly
The Lord gave me a gift of immeasurable value in that my body will tolerate only so much alcohol. It's probably the one great thing that kept me from becoming an alcoholic. But, I'm not the brightest crayola in the box so it took some time to figure this out. ..
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On Ice Quotable Quotes by j leonardo
As a ice hockey referee I hear many comments. Here are a few to think about from the beginners...
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On the Lighter Side by R. Christopher
Gag gifts between best friends..
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