Transcendental Sonnet #1260:
How I Wish I Had That Ouija Board Tonight
Faust and Mephistopheles
Our parochial-school teachers told him
That Ouija boards are bad
(I am not their pupil so they scold him)
Now how I wish I had
Not put on such a show
To demonstrate I know
The orthodox Lutheran position
Breaking it making the Sign of the Cross
I should have heeded my intuition
The gain of orthodoxy was my loss
How I wish I had that Ouija board tonight
And now my son would wish it too
As a theologian I guess they were right
...But I wish I could talk to you
+Steven Curtis Lance (Faust)
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