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Phone Home From the Twilight Zone
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"But must we be so loud?"


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Phone Home From the Twilight Zone

"Is that loud man schizophrenic
Or on his mobile phone?"

She asked since I taught this tactic
Once when we were alone
How when somebody is talking
To some unseen unknown
We discern which type of squawking
We hear just by the tone

My teaching failed though I accept no blame
Since it turned out both were one and the same

If you wonder: "schizophrenic
Or on his mobile phone?"
It could turn out both or neither
Or maybe neither nor
But whichever of the either
What are they shouting for?

I do not like their tone

The type of phone which I prefer
Sits quietly and still
As mine does and as all phones were
And has a modest bill
Because the bored utility
Throws the poor a bone rate for a landline

My mental disability
Although not schizophrenia says: "fine"

Now we can phone home from the Twilight Zone
Stay lonely in a crowd
Argue with ourselves in a drumming drone
But must we be so loud?
I might offer a word
Of advice with a cord:

"Come home with me speak softly and use mine"

+Steven Curtis Lance



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 Reviews of "Phone Home From the Twilight Zone"
Reviewed on September 11, 2007
Laughing too hard to review: this is hysterical!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalra.

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on September 11, 2007
Brilliantly funny and full of truth. Now they are talking of banning wireless phones in school. I think that is a good idea. What are those kids going to do? Call Sally to for the answer to the question on the test? By the way, It is a proven fact that they have a legitimate reason for not allowing them in hospitals. People are on monitors and those phones can interrupt the signal being sent to the nurses station.
I own a cell phone but I am content to use it only when needed.
God Bless,
Lew


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