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Because He Was a Manatee
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A manatee got mad at me
Because I smoked his grass
His vanity offended thus he kicked my ass

But gently though because he was a manatee



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Reviewed on June 15, 2012
LOL!!! Stop messin' with that manatee!!

Jane Noponen Perinacci


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