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Fantasy vs. Reality (Josie's Challenge)
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Fantasy_____________Reality

6 Pack abs.__________Drank too many 6 Packs

6' 2" ________________5' 9"
wavy black hair_______Grows hair in ears

Body like____________Body like
Adonis______________Bacchus

Mind of _____________Wrinkles of
Einstein_____________Einstein

Cleft chin____________Chin unseen for 30 years

Hung like____________Throws the
Bull_________________Bull


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 Reviews of "Fantasy vs. Reality (Josie's Challenge)"
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on February 1, 2003
Well, I'd rather be real any day of the week. I mean, who could live with gorgeous women dripping off a fantastic adonis-like body? Too much pressure, I says. Besides, someone might get hurt.

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on December 15, 2002
You are too cool...Reality will always win in the end.
Amor

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2002
Roger this was fantastic. Bill Murray

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2002
dang, look at all these reviews!!! People would think you had posted a naked pic of yourself on the page!

Reviewed by C. Gourlay (Reader)
Reviewed on December 13, 2002
I laughed because this was funny (clearly). Your sense of humour tickles the pink, Ochs.

Men are from bars,
woman are another story entirely.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 11, 2002
LOL thanks! I am enjoying your humor.......now about the guy on the left ..he lives where?

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci
Reviewed on December 11, 2002
Roger,
I am sorry I missed this the other day. I had to come over and see if you wrote one to the challenge, and I am so glad I did!
You my friend...are the coolest!

Hugs,
Maria

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 10, 2002
hahahaha....toooo much for me...oh boy!!
you funny
Love
Tinka

Reviewed by Glenna Cancilla (Reader)
Reviewed on December 10, 2002
LOL this is awesome. You have a great mind and such a way with words.
Glenna

Reviewed by Mari Laureano (Reader)
Reviewed on December 10, 2002
lol.outrageous, mad-poet! **Mari**

Reviewed by Patricia Boudreau (Reader)
Reviewed on December 10, 2002
Way too funny...I enjoyed the heck outta this !!!

Reviewed by Tracey Hardie
Reviewed on December 10, 2002
Roger ... there is no comparision... you are the better man... honesty made you into who you are... in my eyes .. you are beautiful!!!

Reviewed by Paul Bright (Reader)
Reviewed on December 10, 2002
I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission next time you post my picture up.My abs aren't as tight now. :)

Reviewed on December 10, 2002
Ha-ha-ha!!!!!.....you are just way too funny Roger!!!!! Thank you for sharing!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on December 10, 2002
Man, You are too hard on yourself.

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on December 10, 2002
little experience_____________ mega experience!
Roger, you are so advanced you even protect below the gum line.
great write you cutie.

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
LOL! Fantastic write...I reckon you look like a megga cool dude!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
this was hilarious! ;)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
I'll take the guy on the right ANY day!! What fun!!!!!!!! (giggle). Loved this! katy. xox

Reviewed by Vicky Jeter
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
Roger
Add me to the list -- I started laughing
with what you wrote -- still laughing with what They wrote! Thanks, Vicky

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
HEH~HEH THIS WAS CUTE!

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
ROFLMAO you mean that fantasy man is not you (last year)?

Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
ROFL! Awesome! I love it. ;)

Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
ROFL!!! I loved this!!! You are a riot!!! And btw, you don't need my hair should I decide to cut it! :) You look great! And so does the other guy too! ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
I truly am LMAO...;-)hahaha...you are the best!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
I do adore your sense of humor, this is just so funny, but we love you just as you are, Roger.

Reviewed by Madame X (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
:Laughing: This was too cute! Thanks for the laughter!!!

Reviewed by jing javier
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
hahahaha! oh dad! very funny! im all giggles here!

Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader)
Reviewed on December 9, 2002
LMAO!!!! you are just too much still laughing
chocking now!! can't typeee
you are just too much


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