Mommy’s on a road trip

And Daddy’s stuck right here

She has now retired from working

But Daddy still has years

I love this combination

Five days of pure retreat  

Cause all I have to do is whine

And then I get to eat

A tiny slice of pizza,

A pup-peroni too

I just expose my belly

And he don’t know what to do

He compensates by rubbing it

But I just bat my eyes

And then before you know it

He forgets to compromise

A little piece of Sunday’s steak

A taste of Monday’s ham

Against his better judgment

I get marinated lamb

Mommy tried to warn him

About my evil ways

But he just doesn’t listen

He’s a sucker for my gaze

And when the dogs go to the vet

And I’m the one whose seen

I’m not the one that gets the blame

For the Pork Pie Drama Queen

Heh - Heh - Heh