I really should have known it

It’s now so very clear

Old Mr. tough talk has a little

Thunder boomer fear

He shouldn’t have let his master

Spill the beans just like mine did

Cause now the whole wide world knows

That Rufuz ran and hid

Right straight to his Daddy’s lap

By eyewitness account

So now I have to wonder what

Attack scheme he can mount

What a furry chicken

Just like brother Pete

I just have to bark real loud

And he’ll cower in defeat

Sticks and stones will break my bones

But thunder is not frightening

Unless of course you’re Daddy’s boy

And you’re also scared of lightning

I suggest you give it up

And save yourself some stitches

There’s a reason why we dominate

And the AKC calls us B******