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Cooties
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Sometimes memories

Are actually gold

Back when I was

About five years old

I had a fine collection

Of turtles and snakes

Kept behind the shed

With the shovels and rakes

 

Didn’t have a girlfriend

That was for sure

Didn’t have the time

And besides

They gave you Cooties

 

There was this girl

Named Sally Mae

She was always

Pestering me to play

But I would tell her

To just go away

Because she had

You know, Cooties

 

The one day when

She stopped by

I dropped a snake

Down her shirt

And she started to cry

But not for any reason

I could have guessed

She had a three foot

Garter snake

Wrapped around her chest

 

It was love at first sight

As I dried her tears

We became best of friends

For many years

We outgrew our snakes

Went our separate ways

To catch life’s breaks

And this I’ll remember

Until my dying day

Nobody else had cooties

Like Sally Mae

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 

 


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 Reviews of "Cooties"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 22, 2010
Cooties were a curse, except when the game came along. Wonderful nostalgia expressed. Girls were always saying that I was, "Cute." So, I would respond with, "That means you want to kiss me?" I always scared them away, cuz girls got COOTIES.

Ron

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on May 20, 2010
Never much cared for snakes, but Sally Mae's Cooties might have intrigued me. Another really nice write. Dick

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on May 19, 2010
Snakes have cooties.

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on May 19, 2010
Aahhhh... I remember those days! Such innocence, beauty....and trickery. Good poem.

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on May 19, 2010
I feel 5

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on May 19, 2010
sounds like another most peculiar child to meeeeee

you're right patrick....peculiar is good! gahhh i luv that word...patmedlin

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 19, 2010
I had a fine collection
Of turtles and snakes
Kept behind the shed

I knew you were one of the good guys. Some of my very first pets were turtles and snakes, and I kept them in the shed under our garage because my mother wouldn't let me keep them in the house. (But I often couldn't resist bringing them inside, to terrorize my sister!)


Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 19, 2010
Cute one, Patrick.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 19, 2010
Sentimentalism and melancholy will attract like paper that catch flies, because all of us have, openly or not, our own cooties girls, some of us just don't want to admit it, cos Captain Marvel wouldn't either!
Charming one, my friend.

Georg


Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on May 19, 2010
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 18, 2010
I keep my distance from poets like you because you have cooties crawling all over your poems...;-) Ed

Reviewed on May 18, 2010
Cute write, Patrick; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on May 18, 2010
I do not know if what you write is funnier or cleverer or maybe just damn funny and damn clever. Girls with cooties? I knew a girl once (at least I wrote of a girl) with green teeth.
Your friend, Mark

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 18, 2010
I know where you're coming from as sports was my first love as a small youngster until around 6 when I had my first kiss at birthday party with a little girl I grew up with. Never forgot her name but after that is lost in time.

Reviewed on May 18, 2010
A cute write Patrick, with undercurrents, still running strong I spose. Bless ya! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on May 18, 2010
Reminds me of Freakies Cereal from the 70s.


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