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My Dog Ate a Frog
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A children’s public service poem from “Mr. Nutrition.” Photo:Onlinecasino-slot.com

I think my dog just ate a frog What a silly thing to eat Now she’s out in my back yard Hopping on two feet She’s splashing in the puddles While she tries to catch some flies And peeping funny noises With a strange look in her eyes Maybe there’s a lesson here When you have yourself a treat Remember what they say is true You are just what you eat Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors

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Reviews of "My Dog Ate a Frog"

Reviewed by Casey Harmon

Reviewed on October 1, 2011

LOVE IT! Very well done, my friend. The pace, the word usage, the story...all perfect! And it's very funny, too!

Casey

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on September 25, 2011

That certainly is cute. My dog ate a toad. Shortly after he upchucked it because that toad tasted so bad it caused him to froth, choke, and otherwise fight for his life. He learned that is not good to eat a toad and that he didn't get warts because he was what he ate and that certainly wasn't a toad. There's a moral here somewhere…

Ron

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on September 22, 2011

PAT ... RIVET - RIVET - RIVET ...

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on September 22, 2011

Giggle.........tooo funny...my grandson will love this one, Patrick! Thanks...

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 22, 2011

One of our puppies just ate some cat poop, and my wife called me a 'Shithead' for not cleaning the litter box (she can be very mean!)

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on September 22, 2011

Good one, Patrick.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

Cute and yes, we are what we eat...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

Remember the old commercial? Bud.....Wis....er!!! I had decided that you'd had a few too many Bud...Wis...ers today, then I noticed the children's public service comment and a light bulb came on. Great job, Bud, er,,,, Patrick. Dick

Reviewed by Susan Bergeron

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

so cute Patrick! Sue

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

You make some cleverly unexpected leaps here, Patrick!
Christine

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

Okay, Patrick, now you've just about out-done yourself... Very funny, my friend. I think my dog Kody ate a paper file folder the other evening that belonged to Bonnie, at least we can't find it, and he hasn't pooped little pieces of paper yet, but when he does,I told Bonnie that I'd return the folder to her.
Mark

Reviewed by Lowell Bergeron (Reader)

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

Great, Patrick. Tickles the funny bone.
Lowell.

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

Funny, funny, funny, Ribit.

Reviewed by Laura Fall

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

This is so delightfully funny and cute indeed a great poem Laura

Reviewed by pat medlin

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

loved it

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

Delightful write, Patrick; well done! Enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

So now your dog is a drog.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on September 21, 2011

Your dog & you, perfect together...

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