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Mane Course
by Tinka Boukes → (All Poetry by Tinka Boukes)
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Tinky &  Sir Lance ~ A ~ Lot in Collaboration


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 "Mane Course"


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The lions of the


Serengetti


Are as adept in catching their quarry off guard as a bouncing


Betti


Then quickly Race after their prey like Mario


Andretti


And with claws sharpened turn its hide into


Confetti


Then slurp down the innards like meat balls and


spaghetti


No doubt their skills could be set to music like a


libretti


And have it composed by the great


Donizetti


And sung by none other than


Pavarotti


But all of this hard work makes them rather


Sweatti


And would find it much easier sitting down to a plate of


      Cappelletti!


 



Copyright © 2005


Tinka Boukes &  R  Lance Sheridan


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 Reviews of "Mane Course"
Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
A delightful read and I call it a beauty, Tinka.

love from India - Joel -

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
Wonderfully clever write! Love it, you two!

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
lol this is good those rhymes are classic.

Reviewed on March 2, 2005
It seems like this was done with a bit of sweaty. WTG

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
What a delight, you two! And could you please send me this recipe for spaghetti and meatballs with innards - sounds scrumptious!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
cool collab ... since when are lions italian? ;)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
How about just going to the drive in and picking up some ribs...who needs chasing your food...? Ed

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
A delightful romp, you two....I needed a good laugh after a hazardous drive home in an ice storm....great write guys..

Hugs, Carole

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
What a team Kinda turned my stomache though. Great you two! ever thought of doing a skit show?
have a great day
love Traceyxo

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Si, Si, but how am I gonna sit down to a plate of spaghetti after you talk "confetti", eh? I no like about that, but you make me laugh so hard the pasta come outta my nose...

Reviewed by Larry Rochelle
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
The Italian part got to me and I'm slobbering, really slobbering after some pizza.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Bella bella bella, mummer mia, teriffico....

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
hahahaha LOL What a romp you two!
Gave me my best laugh of the day!;-)
that pic is a winner too;-)

love,
eileen


Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Very good, thanks for a needed chuckle...

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
So very true of the lions in the Serengeti. But your poem gives us space to laugh at their very serious work. I enjoyed your creative touch. R

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
well done

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Wonderful collaboration and the music was sweet too.

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Bravo! Most enjoyable :)!
:)Sandy

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Very creative... Lol!

Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Tinka,

Take several bows my wonderful (collaborating) friend ... and always
"Remember the Mane!"

Blessings,

Robert

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
LOL you loons, lol excellent

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
I can't top this, so I shan't try. LOL

Reviewed by George Jackson
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Very well done for sure, you two=0).

Reviewed on March 1, 2005
delightful collab, lance and tinks; well done! bravo! brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx, karen lynn. :D


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