"There you see Mount Rushmore,"
"I own it !" she blurted out
Well what about the White House
In a long and hot breathed shout,
"That's mine too !" She bellowed
"As well as the cherry blossoms"
"I also own a statue
In New York...out on the water"
I have a huge jet plane
Air Force One they call her
Can fly it too, well, sort'a
Paying taxes is the order
And my money is in control
Even when Bill Clinton
Abused his rock and roll
I paid for that, *Imagine*
That blue dress of 'what's her name'
I could get my money back
On EBay ... in leiu of fame
I have responsibilities
Too vast to even mention
I own so much that I don't need
On a small retirement pension.
Cutely true. I'm so glad Teddy Roosevelt loved to shoot poor defenseless animals and bought Yellowstone, Yosemite, and a bunch of other worthless wildernesses to keep them from becoming private tourist traps.
I enjoy visiting DC and all my museums and monuments. The Library of Congress and the Patent Office are my favorites.
Death and taxes will always be with us ...George Carrol
Sorry George, but we dont have to pay taxes if we don't want to, but we all gotta die.
And hey Susan, That statue in New York Harbor is MINE!!
Ah! So many things we own and yet ironically, we have no rights to anymore. Where once it was "the will of the many" is now the will of the rich and powerful. Well done Susan.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.
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I enjoy visiting DC and all my museums and monuments. The Library of Congress and the Patent Office are my favorites.
Ron
Too bad she doesn't share with the poor. :(
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Wel if it makes her happy.
Mount Rushmore and the french lass with the torch ZZZZZZ...
Gimmie the wild open spaces anywhen, and a wench to drag along..lol
Seya behind the cowshed....
Regis
On a small retirement pension.
So do I; ain't life wonderful!
Sorry George, but we dont have to pay taxes if we don't want to, but we all gotta die.
And hey Susan, That statue in New York Harbor is MINE!!
Walt
Ya done writ a doozy, and I'm all fer ye!
Rock it... and we'll roll wit cha! ! !
- Bill
Amber "V"
loads of wit here, and so on the money lol
excedllent!!!
yep....we own it
and you are in the zone with this timely write lolol
Love,
Eileen