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Hogs & Dogs
by Richard Lee King → (All Poetry by Richard Lee King)
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My son often rides his Harley. He's 42 and never been married, but he's been in love for the weekend lots of times. So, I wrote him this poem to poke a little fun at him. My apologies to the female sex for any appearance of disrespect contained herein. It's all in good fun. And, this is the "cleaned up" version. I removed a couple of the more nasty verses.


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HOGS & DOGS
 
 
 
 
Them thet ride them Harley’s,
sometimes knowed as hogs,
attract a lot of women,
but, some of em are really dogs.
 
But when ya pick up a chick
and ya got her on yer hog,
if she’s put together right
ya don’t care if she’s a dog.
 
Then thar’s other times
when an extra snort er two,
will help convince yer mind
this'un here’ll do.

Some thit ride them thar hogs
just plain don't give a crap
they'll go to bed with anything
an it won't be to take no nap.
 
But, thar’s a difference twist makin’ love
and simply having sex.
It’s kinda like going to the concert
as opposed to Memorex.
 
Sometimes when he's a ridin’
just cruisin’ on his hog,
it might take all of his resistance
to avoid yet another dog.
 
But when he stops fer a drink
an finds one feelin lonely,
He don’t worry bout no Memorex,
she becomes his one and only.
 
There's times when a four legged dog
can put ya in the ditch,
but generally the scars aren’t as deep
as those from a real biker bitch.
 
She’ll mess a little with yer mind
then she’ll toy some with your heart.
She’ll pretend that she’s the one
then she’ll tear yer ass apart.
 
She’ll let you buy the drinks,
might even take you to her bed,
but don’t be a countin on scorin’
she'll probly throw you out instead
 
Course, now a days,
with all the diseases ya might catch,
it don’t pay to make no real love,
less'n yer a wearin' yer Playtex.
 
Copyright 2011 Richard Lee King, Author of:
A Pursuit of Life & The Price of Freedom
 
 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Hogs & Dogs"
Reviewed by karen logan
Reviewed on January 20, 2011
I had to put on my old biker leathers just to read this Dick! ok, I didn't ride that kinda of a horse, but I like the write.
Thank you for making me laugh. Karen

Reviewed on January 16, 2011
I hope your son inherited your wonderful sense of humor!!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 16, 2011
Oh my..cute real cute...LOL..keep smiling...Hugsss

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 16, 2011
Had me smiling from the title to the ending...your forte may be biker humor, lol.
fee

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on January 15, 2011
Love them sleazy riders!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on January 15, 2011
Fun to read:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 15, 2011
Like to know what your son would say to this...keep him ridin' that hog, but pull over if there is fog...(thats how I don't ride anymore after ridin' in a fog...) e

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on January 15, 2011
Well written. As I read it I found myself hoping that your son gets to experience real Love and respect for women. But no offense taken. It just is the way it is.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on January 15, 2011
Love your grand sense of humor, just priceless...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 15, 2011
Richard my hubby has two Hogs, he's said I'm his Biker Babe and a few times even a Biker Bitch but never a dog, lol. Cute one hope your son spends his wild weekends wearin his Playtex.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on January 15, 2011
This is adorable and so dang funny!
Indeed...the apple has fallen far from the tree! Huh?
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on January 15, 2011
No dogs here I see. I have a box full of memorex but I never replay them. Patrick

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 15, 2011
LOL Nicely done, Richard.


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