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We Don't Have to Kiss
by Richard Lee King → (All Poetry by Richard Lee King)
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My sweetie told me a story about a couple she knew. Seems he woke up “HORNEY” and was seeking to get amorous. She suggested that he might have better luck if he were to go shave and brush his teeth. His response was, “We don’t have to kiss.”

Well, after I got done laughing, I jotted down that line for future use. This is the result.


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WE DON’T HAVE TO KISS
“MORNING BREATH”
 
When he woke up in the morning,
Willie standing tall.
He wanted a quick release,
“We don’t have to kiss at all.”
 
She was less than excited.
“Roll over and behave,
or get your ass out of bed,
go in the bathroom and shave.”
 
And while you’re at it,
a little toothpaste might be wise
If you think you’re putting anything
in that place between my thighs.
 
Knowing how to kill a mood,
not her most rewarding of traits,
but soon she too will feel the urge,
meanwhile Willie waits.
 
When he woke up in the morning,
Willie standing tall,
he wanted a quick release,
but they didn’t kiss at all.
 
 
 
 
© Copyright 2011 Richard Lee King
Author of: A Pursuit of Life & The Price of Freedom

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 Reviews of "We Don't Have to Kiss"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 11, 2011
Funny how that works. Patrick

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 26, 2011
Real cute indeed LOL good one sweet man...Hugsss

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on January 20, 2011
Nothing spoils the mood like dragobn breath in the morning

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by karen logan
Reviewed on January 20, 2011
Got a smile out of me Dick. I like it alot.
Karen

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on January 17, 2011
LOL:)
Sheila

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on January 17, 2011
Cute!

Reviewed by Don Juan Amante
Reviewed on January 17, 2011
keep mints by the bedside! lol, very witty!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 17, 2011
Maybe she should as well brush & shave, her legs...e

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 17, 2011
ooooooooooo kay....I am smiling, but hope he found his tooth brush in the right spot the next morning if he didn't listen to her. LOL


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