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Fly on the Wall.
by Andy James Turner → (All Poetry by Andy James Turner)
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(Her)    "Hey, what you think you're doing outside? 

I'll give you what for, get inside now, before I

give you a bloody good hiding!" 

(Him) 

I would rather be a fly on the wall

standing there without a care

just a little fly on the wall, without a

single care!

 

Then one day I'll fly away (fly away)

Just a little fly on the wall

Without a single care!

SPLAT!

 

(Her) "That's what for!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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 Reviews of "Fly on the Wall."
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on September 7, 2015
EVEN MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND STAYING TO ONES-SELF...HAS A CONSEQUENCE. I CHUCKLED, THANKS! LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 2, 2011
Got his comeuppance!

Ron
Reviewed by baz busbe
Reviewed on April 16, 2011
Made me laugh, thanks Andy, God bless. Baz
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 6, 2011
Cool, Andy. Thank you. Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on April 6, 2011
Ha, ha, good one, Andy. It made me smile now my face hurts.:)
Peace
Tony
Reviewed by Suzanne Tabor
Reviewed on April 5, 2011
:-) love it. Remindse of my Nana. Tough love mixed with laughter. Thankyou
Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on April 5, 2011
Having a fly phobia I can't feel too sorry for the fly! I like your inimitable humour!!

Love, Diana....
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Reviewed on April 4, 2011
I like being a fly on the wall if no one knows I'm there. To be seen and smashed would hurt. Great poem Andy! Take care, Chessly
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 4, 2011
hahahaha you deserve the splat Turner!heehee
Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather
Reviewed on April 3, 2011
ouch! poor fly. Morgan
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on April 3, 2011
Andy, I love your humor my dear friend. As Dan says, "a smashing ending". Those poor flies, they hang about and always take a terrible thrashing in the end. I bid you love and peace. Jon Michael
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 3, 2011
Just what I love, a smashing ending...

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 3, 2011
Sometimes you're the fly, sometimes you are the fly swatter...such is life...e
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 3, 2011
Swhat-a-splat?

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on April 3, 2011
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on April 2, 2011
Oh Andy, funny!
Some of those females can be quite a handful :)
Blessings, xx
Christine
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on April 2, 2011
A fly on the wall should have seen that one coming, Andy.
-gene.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 2, 2011
Better splat than castrated.
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on April 2, 2011
Clever, I enjoyed this whimiscial poem. I'd never want to be a fly and go Splat!......M
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