Twas chilly, in the slippery groves
The queens slept corked beside the knaves
All creatures left the strawberry's in droves
And frost froze them in a loving daze.

"Beware the Dragon Frost, my girl
The fire he breathes from his icy lair
Beware the call of love's new pearl
All the naked freeze when bare.

She took her twinkly lazer gun
thermal charged by solar flare
The little faery craved some fun
And flitted into the dragon's lair

And, as she climbed the white snow fell
The Dragon Frost could smell her smell
Came breathing fire in one big swell
And the mountain went a shaken!... Well?

One, two she screwed and slewed
The ice mounds turned to mud
Her ray gun fired, he fell below
Made a river of his blood.

"Hast thow thawed Sir Dragon Frost?
Come to my bosom, "my angel girl"
O' twitless faery, wherefore the cost
Whilst, she turned into a pearl.

T'was the god of serpent foolery
With the warmth of crystal fire
All dragons are just faery bait
to make you freeze and spire

T'was chilly, in the slippery groves
The queens slept corked beside the knaves
All creatures left the strawberry's in droves
And frost froze them in a loving daze.