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PUMA Party
by Sara Coslett → (All Poetry by Sara Coslett)
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PUMA:

A tireless predator crosses

hir wide range;

covering more land

than any other wild mammal as

s/he is known to hunt

by stalking and ambushing

hir prey.

 

All should fear the PUMA.

 

This week,

after a 200 year incubation period,

18 million PUMAs were set free

into the wilds of America

to feed on the blatant

sexism and snobbery

of Obama, the Democratic National Committee

and all their main-stream-media ilk.

 

Yum, me PUMA hungry.

 

Maverick McCain & Barracuda Palin

The next President and Vice President of the United States

 

“Just say NObama”

 

 

© 2008 Sara Coslett

 

 

* PUMA – Party Unity My Ass (An organization of Hilliary Clinton supporters who are outraged their candidate was shafted by the DNC this year)

* Hir – A gender-neutral substitute for ‘her’ and ‘his’

* S/he – A gender-neutral substitute for ‘she’ and ‘he’

 

 


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 Reviews of "PUMA Party"
Reviewed by Keith Rowley
Reviewed on September 3, 2008
Think I'll shoot me some PUMA! At 18m, the herds culling.

Reviewed by Andre Bendavi Benyehu (Reader)
Reviewed on September 1, 2008
"PUMA Party" opens the forum for a good discussion on our political arena.

There is more to an election than to like political parties or discuss the color, race, or name of a candidate.

If there is a true Leader, a canditate that has ideals and programs to improve the quality of life of the country; a canditate to serve the country, not THE PLUTICRATS’ CLUB; that would be a candidate that has the dignity and knowledge to present an administrative program of GOVERNMENT.

A respectable Presidential canditate; a true Leader, (NOT A SERVANT OF THE PLUTOCRATS' CLUB) is the one that can present a BLUE PRINT of his government with the names of those he will appoint as secretaries, and heads of all departments, including the deputy secretaries, for that will prove that he is not a "TOY" played and bought by THE PLUTOCRATS' CLUB.

If we don't obey THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – and keep acting benevolent tolerators;– if we don’t demand its complyance by CONGRESS and OVAL OFFICE, we will be ending up building the biggest slaveyard of the history of mankind.

If any one says that it is impossible to present the BLUE PRINT, I reply: ~ IF A CANDIDATE CAN’T PRESENT HIS WRITTEN PROGRAM FOR HIS GOVERNMENT, HE WILL THEN TAKE ORDERS FROM THE MASTER GAMBLER, – meaning – the engineers of war and all related war’s contractors, including bankers that form THE PLUTOCRATIC CLUB that owns the FIVE PERMANENT SEATS OF THE U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL.

We still have a chance to exercise DEMOCRACY, and defend our country. We can select, elect and supervise the actions of our CONGRESSMEMBERS – and REMOVE those that fail to obey our Constitution. It doesn’t matter who we vote for president; the system guarantees that THE PLUTOCRAT CLUB puts any “TOY” there.

If a man or woman accepts the people's mandate to serve as Senator or Governor, takes the oath ~affirms~ to comply and obey the laws; and to honor the mandate given by the people; and then ignores what was promised and becomes candidate for another office; isn't that PERJURY?

The two candidates took an oath to honor the mandate given by the people as Senator, one candidate's Vice did the same as Senator, the other candidate's Vice took an oath to honor the mandate given by the people as Governor. Will the one that failed to comply with the obligation of his mandate given by the people honor promises and future mandate?

I hope that the next President will have a legal counsel that can read, because it is clear and the records prove that no one read the Constitution or obeyed it in The White House for the last fifteen years.

To the Author: If You think or feel that to defend the American Constitution is not proper here, please be free to take the appropriate action: REMOVE/ERASE my words.

Respectfully,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on September 1, 2008
As an outsider, Sara, I don't feel it's appropriate for me to comment.
John

Reviewed on September 1, 2008
She seems to be real, down to earth. Her little son was born with Down's syndrome. Her teenage daughter is pregnant. REAL problems, not afraid to admit them.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 1, 2008
Though not an American and not much into politics...liked this one.
hugs
Fee

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on September 1, 2008

You and your writing are fabulous... and in the correct camp, too! You've surely sh-it the nail on the head with the new word, but is it decent and legal? Worry not; you can do no wrong on a path like this. Go git 'em, PUMA ! ! ! - Bill


Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on August 31, 2008
Thanks...as I'm not really up on the PUMA facts...At my age I'm just starting to ward off Cougars...who woulda' thunk?! ;)

Gov. Palin is an unexpected breath of fresh air and more qualified than the Dems. #1, Obama!



I like her alot but we'll have to see how she performs on the national stage against ole' hairplug Beltway Joe...
there's "Change" for ya, right?! LOLOL



There's no doubt she'll connect with greater middle America though, 'cause Arugala is scarce for the frontier fixin's of free and real folks. ;)



Edwin


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