I'M CROSS EYED, I DROOL AND ROCK ON MY ASS (poem) by A PAX on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on June 9, 2005

Lol ... "I yam what I yam!"

Sorry Anita, this is just too hilarious to feel emphathize for. Lol! Muuhaahaaa ... Lol!

God bless,

Sandie.

Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain

Reviewed on May 4, 2005

Anita,

Extremely powerful write here ... c'est magnifique!!

Blessings,

Robert

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Reviewed on May 3, 2005

Oh, Lord! Yeah you and me together. I'm catching up on my reading. You've caught the PMS demon in poetry. LOL. Check out this link: http://nexus.writingjunkie.net/PMS/ You may have seen it before, but I know people who've watched it many times because it's so funny. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 2, 2005

Lady A,

YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too cute and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too close to home GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'm worse than an itch, I'm a bitch LOL

WISH I'D WRITTEN THIS--a WINNER!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on April 29, 2005

Nope... can't say I recognise anything here: except my face in the glass and the fumes rising out of it!! Bleurgh!! Just realisin how emotionally shut down I have been all of my life, now the getting in touch and emotional detoxin, together with the effects of a medically induced, long and drawn-out premature peri-menopause and the over-stimulation of academic mind-games at advanced old age... well, why don't someone just wrap me in a metal casing and shoot me down over some well-deserving enemy somewhere?! A me-meltdown would pretty soon bring the world to some sort of sticky and abrupt Armageddon, I'm sure!! This is just so graphic and witty: pure classy and sassy dragon's breath at its most potent and stinkin.. not the poetry, I hasten to add! I'm breathin your air today, Lady Antacid! LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*� (Reader)

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

Anita,

Truly, men have no idea of all the different things that women struggle with. Thank You for giving us a glimpse.

I think that men have a challenge to attempt to understand
the inner complexities and needs of women.

Hopefully, if we love you (even when you don't seem to be lovable),
we will find Love in return.

Love & Light,
Joseph

Reviewed by Aberjhani

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

What a great rant of undiluted experience straight from the ovaries to the reader's (dare I say it? I do) face! Raw, hilarious, and powerful poem.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

I thought I was the only "Madam Axe" here.....lol!!

Pack My Suitecase!!

Pick My Snot!!

Please Man Shutup!!

Oh Well!!

Permanent Male Slave!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

I find I have PMS myself, Parental Memory Syndrome, and they were both crazier than all the AD authors and you and I put together...and I think it was TMI regards that pasty stuff out of your rear...LOL! And some call me disgusting...? hehe, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Ian Thorpe

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

Hi There Sweet Potato (I yam what I yam)
When I saw the title on the front page I though "ooh, a fellow stroke survivor" ;-)
I found this amusing and as a long married person I could relate to its truth.
Good one!
love
Ian

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

lol Okie Dokie then. I'll shut up. ;)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

I-do-not-want-to-ever-get-on-the-bad-side-of-your-PMS-dear.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

Wow! And the phrase that pays is: "I yam what I yam!"

Reviewed by Paul Williams

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

Not wishing to upset the female sensibility...lol, I know how dangerous this can be when your all like this...It was spot on, Excellent Anita.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)

Reviewed on April 27, 2005

This poem is Aboslutely Excellent.
It is Great one of your best!!!
Thanks
Tracey

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on April 27, 2005

LOL
the poem was written in jest, i am really not that bad......thank god! lol....i just get sentimental, and lose my tolerance for idiots... lol
my friends tell me i see things clearer when i am in that state...
hmmmm

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on April 27, 2005

i really empathize with you ... you really made me feel the turmoil and anguish of PMS ...

powerful poem!

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on April 27, 2005

Well everyone else just run for your life when PMS hits it does make you feel this way.

Reviewed by Henry Stevens

Reviewed on April 27, 2005

Yes, but I bet you're a sweetheart in between times.....smile. Henry

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on April 27, 2005

It does turn us into someone we don't even begin to recognise are ourselves, doesn't it? I am glad I don't have to deal with that anymore..but understand that PMS is just boot camp for menopause...the craziest is YET to come!! Menopause is PMS 24/7. Gawd do I love being a girl!!! ;) Really exceptional write.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 27, 2005

OMG I never wnat to experience that, Anita! Wow!
this poem should win something;-)hahaha Really!
It's awesome, and outstanding! Hope you're better now!

Eileen