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CrAzY MauDE aNd HEr LOVeR
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I saw this photo of a tree, and immediately this poem came to mind.  It resembled a dancing crazy woman.....


Crazy Maude And Her Lover
 
Crazy Maude was struck by lightening
Dancing on the shoreline



Didn't stop her for a second
Never even whined
 
Finger in her nose
She flicked a booger in the air
Grabbed lightening bolts to scratch her back
As thunder boomed and blared
 
She hocked a loogie on the wind
Gyrating, hopping, on the spin
She mooned the storm, she messed with fate
Her attitude was.....merely bait
 
Come here, you flying yellow snake
Come give ol Maude a kiss



The lightening frowned, and hurdled down
It got her on the lips
 
Electric, magic, searing kiss
Filled Maude head to toe
Then eyeballs hissed in raptured bliss
When lightening licked below!
 
A woodie!
 
Splinters!
 
Termites!
 
Yikes!



And then.......
 
Maude became a twisted tree!!
Forever reaching high
Looking for her lightening lover
In those stormy skies!
 
Poor Ole Maude
 
Pax
A
9/1/06

 
 


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 Reviews of "CrAzY MauDE aNd HEr LOVeR"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Too funny Anita, great job with such "strikin" images.

Fee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Are you sutre you thought about Maude and not me????

You are toooo much!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
That Anita was very funny...reminded me of me. Victor

Reviewed on September 27, 2006
I must have seen a thousand maudes on the dance floor at weddings etc. Varicose veins a rattlin', false teeth clatterin', eyeballs rollin', knickers fallin' and tonsils a shooglin' - marvelous! A a poor man's Fred Astaire and you have a lethal combination. Something of a Disney feel to this comical jaunt: had my teeth dancing, and my nose swellin with pride - meaning, I aint such a bad dad dancer afterall! By the way, She flicked a 'boogie' in the air and got my arse cheeks tapping in turn on the seat. Look for more trees Anita and have them dancin' too - Scottish Country please! Wonder what'll be thrown in the air then? Moran tang a' h - Anita!

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Oh most universally enlightened one ...

Now I know you went through the door and puffed upon the hooka. The only thing lacking here was a trail of cookie crumbs and Bergman hiding in the shadows.

Maudes pretty doggone spritely for an old broad. If you put a big tub of grapes underneath her she would do a good job for a winery.

Your constructs are like platinum meteorites striking the senses.


Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Poor old Maude, indeed...but what a funny write! Still laughing. Thanks, Lady A, love it. Well done!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Funny how that dancin' lady puts me in mind of you...LOL, e & r

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
LOL! Funny indeed! -- and I loved the graphics!

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
I have to admit it is funny.
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
This is too funny Anita

You have the most brilliant and effervescent imagination, laced with a well defined sense of humor..

Way to go Lady..;)

Love and Light
Peter

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
Lol awww, what a delightful jaunt Anita, so visceral yet so beautiful in an insane way...must be them 'Chocolate Cookie Shrooms'LOLOl
brilliant dear lady.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 27, 2006
WOW! I always wondered what happened to my first wife. Now I know!
And I know someone else who flings boogers and hocks loogies on the wind - but I won't mention Big Ed's name - I don't want to embarass him.


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