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Linguistic Copulation
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Linguistic Copulation
 
Or
 
What Happens When Blah Blah Blah Meets Yada Yada Yada
 
I heard them in my other mind
And no......I did not see
Those fornicating little words
Grinding round like fleas
 
Horny little suckers
They lived to multiply
For they knew their lifespan
Was shorter than a sigh
 
They fell like raindrops, from the clouds
Coming down to the earth
Fornicating little words
Mating before birth
 
Invisible to the eye
While floating in the air
An orgry for existance
Menage a trois, to spare
 
They multiply in thought
They multiply in sound
The multiply in sight
The really get around
 
Fickle, edgy critters
Eager and untamed
Fornicating syllables
Words become a game
 
Words have life, yet die so young
Hence the populatlion
Fornicating little words
Linguistic copulation
 
 
 
 
Pax
A
12/27/06



 


 
 


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 Reviews of "Linguistic Copulation"
Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on January 2, 2007
Anita, this is so dIffeRenT! Loved it!!! Glad to see your creative muse taking flight, even if the flight of fancy is intensely humorous like this and, as is evident, a tongue-in-cheek play on playing with and forming the words that we put upon the page, and thus upon the minds and hearts of the readers. Happy New Year 2007! -- Jeff

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 1, 2007
This is really different, I like it! Holly

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
It's amazing what some breeds birth! HA! Loved this!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on December 30, 2006
True but some words never die. Read the bible.
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 29, 2006
you've got me tongue tied on this one ... in other words, i like!

Reviewed on December 29, 2006
Linguistic Copulation?
Too, Too, TOO, Funny, Anita!! And even more unique! The words...the presentation...you've topped us all with this! Love it...

Micke

Reviewed by Butch Howard (Reader)
Reviewed on December 29, 2006
Great googly moogly, I never thought of words acting like that! "Linguistic copulation" -what a concept! I love reading your work Anita -always an adventure.
~Butch

Reviewed by J.L. Day
Reviewed on December 29, 2006
What a wonderful view of your sparkling persona! I adored the wit and charm in this piece, it was a unique approach and truely amazing.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 29, 2006
You are so very creative...Damn how did you do those dancing little guys??

Got to LOVE it!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 29, 2006
Ok Anita ...

I would say that the water is beginning to filter up from the dry sands of the desert quite nicely again Queenie. Seems A Pax is back on Trax. This was clever and humorous and smacks of that creative muse that often tickles yur toes and your readers. And I agree with Brett that Title is a first.

Love the characterizations too namwob.
Hail Bragi! Hail Sanguinea!
Happy New Year or Hipple Noit Yurt (-:

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Miss Pandora (Reader)
Reviewed on December 29, 2006
Word? Word up! Cool! Very clever and loved this whimsical work. How did you do those graphics? Think I have the 'steerage' version of editor in my den lol;) Happy new year to you Anita! Panda :)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 29, 2006
They're only words
enjoyed this piece
Wishing you A Happy New Year
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 29, 2006
Love it, oops, I think that's one too. Great thoughts and love the dancing presentations.

Fee

Reviewed on December 29, 2006
A tongue in cheek (now that's suggestive in the light of this title!)ride (oops) but with more than a vowel and consonant of truth. Linguistic Copulation is an excellently coined phrase and deserves to be added to other linguistic associated phrases within the canon such as the 'bastardization of the English language'- and there are a rising number of wee linguistic bastards running around now.
'The End'? While these 'horny little suckers' continue to fornicate away?
Tearidh an drasta
Dai

Reviewed on December 28, 2006
UNIQUE~I loved it!

Thank you for this wonderful write,
Best wishes to you for 2007,
From the Heart of an Artist Quiet Storm

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2006
I have often read that you must whisper sweet things to your love, but I find that actions, behaviour, and good interrelationships speak louder that words. But we are human and we need to hear words. Victor

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on December 28, 2006
this is too funny! i love how you use animated graphics within your works...it's always so appropriate and adds to the spirit!

Susan

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 28, 2006
Your sense of humor is fantastic, Anita and your imagination is amazing. Happy New Year to you and yours.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on December 28, 2006
LOL, cute one

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 28, 2006
Extremely super cute, young lady...Ed (trying to muscle in on the humor category, huh...?) ;)

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on December 28, 2006
I agree with Brett, I don't know that I will ever look at words the same again, and that means big trouble for me...AH!!! I'm a first grade teacher! Loved it, very creative write my friend, made me smile tonight, boy did I need that smile too!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by Brett Moore
Reviewed on December 28, 2006
I don't think I will look at words the same way again. Hilarious poem. "Linguistic copulation" - Two words probably never put together before.


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