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NOW I'm The Candy Ogre
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I'm The Candy Ogre The view is dim and grey Foul weather coats the glass But streaks of clear betray Cruel dread of night's harress The sight between the slivers Is tossed in windswept waves As terror teases shivers Soft footsteps cross your grave Step back, and close the curtain Turn out the lights, now hide As voices warn, it's certain Tonight the demons ride You hear their hellish laughter They mock and taunt the good For in their stay and after Their evil's understood Cower in the starkness Pray for the sun to rise Revenge comes after darkness When masked the begger's cry TRICK OR TREAT!! Now Mischief Night is over Halloween's new attitude Now I'm the candy ogre No treats for you.....YOU'RE SCREWED! PAX A 10/13/08

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Reviews of "NOW I'm The Candy Ogre"

Reviewed by Sheila Roy

Reviewed on October 31, 2008

Creepy & fun to read. Love and Hugs,
Sheila

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on October 25, 2008

The kids around me are always so mean... they ask me "Trick or Treat" and I say "I'll have a treat, please." Seems like a no-brainer to me. But then they just slope off, muttering curses under their breath. Shame, cos otherwise I might have given THEM candy! :)) You told 'em, PaxLove'nLight xx

Reviewed by Gene Williamson

Reviewed on October 23, 2008

Booo! And a happy Halloween to you too, Ms Pax. -gene.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on October 23, 2008

Thank you for sharing this timely seasonal offering. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on October 22, 2008

cute write!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 22, 2008

I'm sure little kids enjoy being screwed. I know I do... better than candy. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 22, 2008

ROTFLM*O! Too funny ... a BAH HUMBUGS (or, in the case of Hallowe'en, BOO HUMBUGS!!), kinda write - well done, Lady A.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on October 22, 2008

Gotta love it and yea have to admit there are times even I, the grandmaster of freak and Halloween, must close my doors and turn out the lights.
hugs
fee

Reviewed by Charlie

Reviewed on October 22, 2008

...I think I'll skip your door...

Reviewed by Joel Andre

Reviewed on October 22, 2008

What a hoot! Thanks for the morning laugh, bravo!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 22, 2008

Not even some cookie crumbs??!! You are, indeed, Evil - Candy Ogre!!

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