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The Voyeur
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People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take of them. ~Epictetus



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~THE VOYEUR~


Outside in the cold all year
His place in life so very queer
In his rubber suit all flat
Sits the loyal welcome mat

Pressure felt with every step
Silently the mat, had wept
But no one looks down towards the ground
As he endures their every pound!

No one says "How was your day?"
They run inside, or drive away
He takes it all with utmost class
As he stares up at every ass!

Anita
2/20/02

(OK the mat in the picture is not rubber but I think its perfection)


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 Reviews of "The Voyeur"
Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on May 27, 2003
Gosh I am really thinking about this Anita. I would always have the perfect view as a mat anyway. That is surely better than nothing. Bill

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on March 12, 2003
Now this is funny...and a damn good write! Very good job!

Reviewed by Birdie Houston (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2003
Now thats creative! What a rise I got out of your poem it was sweet, funny, amazing... great title and remarkable verses. My door mat probably feels the same way as your door mat feels

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...one ass of a write.....i lost mine here laughing.......my budd off....this was goooooooood.......love it
Tinka

Reviewed by Oisín Breen (Reader)
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
very contemporary nice piece

Reviewed by Cathy J. Montgomery
Reviewed on February 24, 2003
Oh what a different view from the ground!!
Enjoyed this immensely...

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
ANita...excellent write!!!

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
HAHAHAHAHAHA - phew - Thanks so Much! I was searching rather desperately for a laugh so I could sleep! This was great!

Reviewed by Nicholas Tillemans
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
A clever, raunchy romp! Thanks, I needed that.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
sounds like my kind of guy ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
Anita...it's all been said so thanks for the laugh and keep up the witty writes...

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
hahahahahahahahah. Love that last line. Will have to come in the back way from now on. ~E

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
Anita, you've made my day ! I love this and your wonderful humour.
Chrissie x

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
LOL who knew a welcome mat could make such abeautifully humorous poem very excellently written bravo bravo I loved this one alot

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
Oh this is very good !!!!!
I know a mess Steve Pattersons
poetry is in my works and Mine are all gone.
Peg

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
a thoughtful write'
LOL
well done!

Reviewed on February 23, 2003
Very creative write!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2003
Dear Anita,....LOL...Leave it to you to write about your welcome mat:) If not for you, I think my face would be cement...LOL...You always make me smile.
And one of the best writers out there is you. BTW, I am having all kinds of trouble accessing my den. What's your secret Ms.V:)

Your friend
Tony


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