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Lysol And Wooly Mammoths
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Man- a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain



LYSOL AND WOOLY MAMMOTHS

(I was feeling silly when I wrote this!)


Life is a wonder mill, delight in its rotation
Every moment we are here, is such an education!!
Toss it up with inspiration and improvisation
Celebrate your every breath with pure exhilaration!

Tribal clans of modern man, a basic congregation
Around the globe we're all the same.... despite our segregation!!!
Homosapien roamed the earth from the dawn of creation
Instincts for breeding and for feeding propelled this mass migration

Through the years we have evolved with class and conversation
No need to hunt the wooly mammoth out of desperation!
Such a meal would make us squeal with nasty constipation!
Modern man, Lysol in hand, intent of fumigation!


It all comes down to basics, despite our situations
Our occupations, trepidation, play or relaxations
No speculation on heat prostration, ovulation or evacuation!
We're modern man, five fingered hands, clasped in segmentations

Life is a wonder mill, delight in its rotations
Respect our commonalities seen in every nation
Consider our beginnings a point of levitation.....
Chew on that mammoth bone, and give that thought gestation!!!


Anita

8/1/01


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 Reviews of "Lysol And Wooly Mammoths"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
crykeeeeee moses this was real gooood!!
< < <Smiles>>>

LOVE
TINKA

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
Hi Lady A, Thanks for the laugh, like old times:)

tony

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
Lady A-You are too funny!

Reviewed by Jacqueline VanZandbeek (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
You did an excellent job with this one! I enjoyed it beginning to end. Very interesting with great flow of words.
Jacqueline

Reviewed on May 2, 2003
this is a cute write; was thinking of "manny" from the movie, "ice age", as i was reading this fun, clever poem! well done, anita! :) (((HUGS)))

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
Lady ~ A
awesome write
and art
{{{SMILES}}}

Lady Peg

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
Lady A, Excellent poetry. Sounds like you had alot of fun with this one. Your use of words was fantastic.

Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
LOL.... I feel like I've just been "tioned"

-James

Reviewed by Jay G
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
Shouldnt this be recited in biology classes everywhere? Brings it all into perspective.(Hey I taught college level for a year and I wouldve done it)and/or... isnt this poem a great argument for being silly?

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
LOL! I just finished watching the movie American Pie on tv....that whole apple pie thingy ewwwwwwwwwww!

Mind you I smiled more with this poem! I grinned at the Mammoth bone bit too....lol Baddd Danielle!! Keep writing...love your work....thanks, Dani

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on May 2, 2003
Hi Anita,
LOL...This is just
what I needed to start
out my day.... :)

Great write...

Trixie :)


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