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NUKE 'EM HIGH!
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"Bend over and touch your toes, and ...

I'll show you where the Wild Goose goes!"

OOPS!



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NUKE ‘EM HIGH!

© - Tom Hyland - 02-16-09


SCENARIO:-

- This Morning’s News -

FRENCH NUCLEAR SUB BUMPS INTO
BRITISH NUCLEAR SUB IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!
DUH!

- Tomorrow’s News -

RUSSIAN NUCLEAR SUB BUMPS INTO
AMERICAN NUCLEAR SUB IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN!
DOUBLE DUH!

- Next Day’s News -

PAKISTANI NUCLEAR SUB BUMPS INTO
INDIAN NUCLEAR SUB IN THE INDIAN OCEAN!
TRIPLE DUH!

- The Very Next Day’s News -

PALESTINIAN NUCLEAR SUB BUMPS INTO
ISRAELI NUCLEAR SUB IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA!
QUADRUPLE DUH!

- The Fifth Day’s News -

AUSTRALIAN NUCLEAR SUB BUMPS INTO
AFRICAN PIRATES’ NUCLEAR SUB IN CORAL SEA!
QUINTUPLE DUH!

- The Sixth Day’s News -

CHINESE NUCLEAR SUB BUMPS INTO
NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR SUB IN ARABIAN SEA!
SEXTUPLE DUH!

- And on The SEVENTH Day -

SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISTS NUCLEAR SUB BUMPS INTO
FAULTY IRAQI NUCLEAR SUB IN THE DEAD SEA!
KA-POW - KA-BOOM - KA-PUT!
FINITO!



MORAL ?

GOD CREATED UNIVERSE IN SEVEN DAYS!

- AND -

MAN DESTROYED IT IN SEVEN DAYS!

DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH!
( 7 - COUNT ‘EM! )



In the Immortal Words of PUCK:

“WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!”


SHAKESPEARE LAUGHS!



EPILOGUE:


CONGRESS STILL GERRYMANDERING THE DISTRICTS
IN

H-E-L-L !!!


© - TKH



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 Reviews of "NUKE 'EM HIGH!"
Reviewed on March 21, 2009
Great one, Tom! I don't know whether to laugh or cry ;o)
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 27, 2009
I appreciate your wit and humor, Tom. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on February 18, 2009
This is an enjoyable poem to read.Thanks for the laughs,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 17, 2009
I doubt it will take us seven whole days to destroy Mother Earth. If and when them Nukes start flyin all over, it'll all be be over in about seven hours. We pride ourselves on speed these days.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 16, 2009
You are as always a crazy man, just hopefully you are not right with regards this write...e

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on February 16, 2009
Killing me softly with your song.... well done, a good rant, now better watch your blood pressure.Blessings and hugs, J'nia

Reviewed on February 16, 2009
Tom,

Very profound. We're killing ourselves slowly or perhaps faster than we think. One thing, which is almost scary, God created the world in six days, he rested on the seventh. Going sooner than we think?

Mary

Reviewed on February 16, 2009
*applause* Thank God they were only going slow speed. What would have happened if they'd been going normal speed?!? You're right: what God built in 7 days, man's taken a lifetime to destroy. Scary.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2009
Tom, this one ROCKS!!! I could picture all those stupid danged nuclear subs whumping into each other -- it's a regular traffic jam out there. And, yup, that collision in the Dead Sea sure would have done it. We need to write some scrolls about that one :-)

Thanks for the best laugh I'll have all week!!! I am copying this one to a few friends who will love the truth/humor. Great work!

Ted

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on February 16, 2009
It's sad, isn't it?

Sandie Angel :(


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