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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
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IF you did a Good Job,
Give yourself a 'Pat on the Back' ...
But, if you didn't ...
Pick Up the Slack!

DAD ... Dedicated And Devoted ...


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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

© - Tom Hyland - 6/19/11


First of All -
Happy ‘Father’s Day’
To All You ‘Martians’
Out There!

Whether You are Young, or Old -
Subdued, or Bold -
Married, Single, or Divorced -
Your ‘Lil Swimmer’ Completed the Course!

Somewhere, Sometime -
Some Lady, or Venusian, Caught Your Eye!
Estrogen and Testosterone Cells Did Explode -
Fertilization - Embryo - A Paternal Guy!

Boy, or Girl - it Matters Not -
You Be the Daddy - That’s Your Lot!
Proud as a Peacock - Struttin’ Your Stuff -
Color You ‘Father’ - Sure Enough!

Teachin’ n’ Preachin’ n’ a Lot of Worry -
Life Flies By - Just a Flurry!
Blood, Sweat, n’ Tears - All Hard Work -
‘Bringin’ Home The Bacon’ - Else You’re a Jerk!

Love n’ Devotion - a Hug n’ a Smile -
Raisin’ Your Kid - Takes Quite a While!
Right from Wrong - ‘The Golden Rule’
Makin’ Sure - They Got to School!

Whether You Sired Many - or Just One -
‘Daddy’s Little Girl’ - or a ‘Spittin’ Image’ Son!
You ARE ‘The Man’
That WAS ‘The Plan’!

GOD Picked You - Yes, HE Did!
Just like Geometry - by Euclid!
Honor - Devotion - Respect n’ Love -
Earned Through the Years - From Heaven Above!

‘Father’s Day!’
No Small Task -
So, Relax with a Beer -
Or a Sip from a Flask!

A Word of Caution -
Don’t Overdo It!
A Drunk is a Skunk -
Moderation is Always a Hit!

So, Whether You Are -
Black, White, Red, or Yeller -
Take Pride in the Fact That -
You’re a ‘Pappy’ - Feller!

As I Close this Treatise -
What More Can I Say?
GOD CHOSE YOU - SO -
“Happy Father’s Day!”


© - TKH.



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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 19, 2011
Never procreated that I know of. Have wonderful step kids that I feel are my own. Beer works for me. Patrick

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 19, 2011
Good one, TK, as humorfull as ever...e

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 19, 2011
I always appreciate your wit and humor and this is a fine gift, Tom. I have three proofs that I am a dad. Lol!!! Love and peace,

Regis


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