? WHY DOES MATLACK CONTINUALLY PUT ...

HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH?

IS IT BECAUSE HIS FOOT IS SO SMALL?
(LIKE HIS PEA-BRAIN) ... OR ...

HIS MOUTH IS SOOOOOO BIG?

I WONDER! I PONDER!

INTELLIGENCE?


© - Tom Hyland - 3/17/13


In regard to Knave Matchless Matlack's
Recent post:
"Ma, Mr. Ed & Cuz Cur"


A. Earlier today, I painstakingly typed a very nice rhyming poem
Using my .#$%%^&( FREAKING cell phone...
But ALAS ... before I could hit the 'Submit' button ...
SWOOSH ... Off into the Black Hole of Cyberspace
IT WENT!


I was both Frustrated & PISSED!
Was it T-Mobile's Fault?
Author's Den's Fault?
God's Fault?
I DUNNO!


B. Just a little while ago, this evening...
I attempted to explain this dilemma, but ...
Authors Den said I had already posted ...
There is a BLANK there, but with my Name!
DUH?


C. Now, here is an attempted Re-Construction
of Original Poem of Review of above-quoted
Matlack Title ...


Dear Knave Wuss-A-Lot:


How Thee Dost Deceive Thyself!
As well as the World at Large!

If Intelligence was HAIR ...
Thy Baldness on the Pic Devoids Thy Claims...
Thereby Exposing Thy Boldness ... Forsooth ...
Expounding Thy Lying ... Being 'Long of Tooth'!


Mr. Ed, Thy Bro, of the 'Windy City' ...
He, the Saviour of Many a Puppy & Kitty ...
He, with the 'Prince Valiant' Hairdo ...
Is the Real Purveyor of TRUTH!


I, Therefore, the One with the Curly Hair ...
Report the News, Always 'On the Square'!
As the Truth is Oft-times Embellished by Thee ...
As Integrity Drips from my Lips, Ye Shall be Free!


Yer MA, on the other Hand ...
Should Be a Sainted Soul ...
For Trying to Raise Such a Giddy Fool!
She is a Diamond ... a Veritable Jewel!


"Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' on You?"


'CAUSE WE CAN !!!


(C) - TKH.